Erecting the D-Fense
It's Rogue FRYday (Please read author notes)19 total reviews
Comment from Green Lake Girl
There is nothing more exhilarating then bursting through those adult warning barriers, to read the latest from the rogue. The coffee fairly squirted out my nose at the bold pronouncement of your "massive rack of ham." Always good to have a healthy self esteem!
As always, clever, well written and hilariously raunchy.
reply by the author on 28-Apr-2014
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There is nothing more exhilarating then bursting through those adult warning barriers, to read the latest from the rogue. The coffee fairly squirted out my nose at the bold pronouncement of your "massive rack of ham." Always good to have a healthy self esteem!
As always, clever, well written and hilariously raunchy.
Comment Written 31-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 28-Apr-2014
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Thanks so much, my friend, and I'm sorry for the delayed response.
Comment from closetpoetjester
LOL Your best yet Mr Rooster Boosted and I'll have you know that ding-a-ling you're sporting is in for a rude awakening.
Your jolly follies with the dollies will finish before they start pal and you can trust me on this one...you ain't gettin' near my sacred place! LMAO
Nice try Gundagai! Yes, you sordid cavortment. LOL Okay, I concede, it's packin' the goods and worth a sixer. But don't think this means anything but the fact that you wrote this exemplary piece...your other piece has been OVER exemplified to the point it's worth has been negated well and truly. What a pity...your massive rack of ham is now well...rancid. LOL
Hmmm...Maybe try your luck with the Texan Tornado. That is, if she likes left overs. LMVO
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LOL Your best yet Mr Rooster Boosted and I'll have you know that ding-a-ling you're sporting is in for a rude awakening.
Your jolly follies with the dollies will finish before they start pal and you can trust me on this one...you ain't gettin' near my sacred place! LMAO
Nice try Gundagai! Yes, you sordid cavortment. LOL Okay, I concede, it's packin' the goods and worth a sixer. But don't think this means anything but the fact that you wrote this exemplary piece...your other piece has been OVER exemplified to the point it's worth has been negated well and truly. What a pity...your massive rack of ham is now well...rancid. LOL
Hmmm...Maybe try your luck with the Texan Tornado. That is, if she likes left overs. LMVO
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Comment Written 30-Mar-2014
Comment from seaglass
I looked this up after seeing it referred to by so many who wrote responses. The writing is tremendously skillful. So many words. The writing style is a study to be sure.
The content, oh well, Boys will be boys.
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I looked this up after seeing it referred to by so many who wrote responses. The writing is tremendously skillful. So many words. The writing style is a study to be sure.
The content, oh well, Boys will be boys.
Comment Written 30-Mar-2014
Comment from michaelcahill
I thought I reviewed this. I read it and most have been so stunned by the lambasting you delivered that I forgot!!! Fun to see some guests joining in this week. This is really fun. Finally posted my silly piece. Amazing work here. The examples of genius are beyond the paltry ink in my highlighter. I don't think they can bring you down. There may be a secret society of support forming still afraid of the light (and ladies), but working under cloak of darkness!! mikey
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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I thought I reviewed this. I read it and most have been so stunned by the lambasting you delivered that I forgot!!! Fun to see some guests joining in this week. This is really fun. Finally posted my silly piece. Amazing work here. The examples of genius are beyond the paltry ink in my highlighter. I don't think they can bring you down. There may be a secret society of support forming still afraid of the light (and ladies), but working under cloak of darkness!! mikey
Comment Written 29-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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Thanks so much, my friend, for this fantastic review, AND for joining in in your own unique way, Mikey. I really enjoyed it. They huff and they can puff, and they can blow me, but I won't go down. Well, actually I will, but not how they mean. :)
Comment from Robin Gilmor
Another super charged write that not only reveals the weekly challenge but also the continuous choice between which head to listen to. I too enjoyed Phyllis' retort.
Smiles, Robin :)
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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Another super charged write that not only reveals the weekly challenge but also the continuous choice between which head to listen to. I too enjoyed Phyllis' retort.
Smiles, Robin :)
Comment Written 29-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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Thanks so much, my friend. It's so much fun to compose these and just have fun with them.
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You must by now know that we all love you so much. :)
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What a sweet thing to say, Robin. Thank you!
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What a sweet thing to say, Robin. Thank you!
Comment from barleygirl
Thoughtful of you to share a photo of your "massive rack of ham" . . . so very subtle & tasteful! I'm afraid your photo is where subtlety ends, however! *smile* This poem is the reason why I was hesitant to join the Rogue Chronicles, as I could never compete with this level of intricate structure, rhythm, & rhyme, which is very impressive. But that's all the kudos you'll get from me, as I try to think of a way to cut you down to size! (Pardon if I can't slice & dice this week, my wit seems to be on vacay!) Thanks for sharing a big chunk of chuckle.
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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Thoughtful of you to share a photo of your "massive rack of ham" . . . so very subtle & tasteful! I'm afraid your photo is where subtlety ends, however! *smile* This poem is the reason why I was hesitant to join the Rogue Chronicles, as I could never compete with this level of intricate structure, rhythm, & rhyme, which is very impressive. But that's all the kudos you'll get from me, as I try to think of a way to cut you down to size! (Pardon if I can't slice & dice this week, my wit seems to be on vacay!) Thanks for sharing a big chunk of chuckle.
Comment Written 29-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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No worries there, bg, as there are always plenty of hens ready for the challenge...but I'll look forward to your next riposte. Thanks for the kind words. I have to admit that the subtlety has definitely decreased since so many of the hens went below the belt. Perhaps I'll reinstitute it.
Comment from padumachitta
Hello...seriously... sporty ding-a-ling....ding dong the cock is dead...well, let's say i like your inventiveness...and Phyllis was a good reBUTTal. I am couaght a little falt footed this week...oh, I just need to get my head working, not yours, and write something...until then this is much better than the cartoons of the old aldy in Playboy...
padumachitta
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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Hello...seriously... sporty ding-a-ling....ding dong the cock is dead...well, let's say i like your inventiveness...and Phyllis was a good reBUTTal. I am couaght a little falt footed this week...oh, I just need to get my head working, not yours, and write something...until then this is much better than the cartoons of the old aldy in Playboy...
padumachitta
Comment Written 29-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 29-Mar-2014
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Thank you very much, my friend, but the cock is very much alive. Phyllis wrote a fine rebuttal, but I'm always ready to come back for more. :) You're always welcome to join in.
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I think i cetainly shall....after all free verse may be just the thing that catches the wee Rogue.-)...
Barley girl, just cooked the rogues bacaon...
Comment from Dawn Munro
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Rogue - everyone knows that it's those who aren't getting any who boast the most. *GRINNING EVILLY*
What a bold attempt - such a shame you have to play this game, instead of actually playing THE game. :)
Yet again, your masterful handling of the topic and tools (WORDS, Rogue, WORDS) illustrates great talent and skill in WRITING. (LOL)
(SIX, David, if I had one - you really need to re-think this Friday thing. LOL)
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reply by the author on 28-Mar-2014
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, Rogue - everyone knows that it's those who aren't getting any who boast the most. *GRINNING EVILLY*
What a bold attempt - such a shame you have to play this game, instead of actually playing THE game. :)
Yet again, your masterful handling of the topic and tools (WORDS, Rogue, WORDS) illustrates great talent and skill in WRITING. (LOL)
(SIX, David, if I had one - you really need to re-think this Friday thing. LOL)
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Comment Written 28-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 28-Mar-2014
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After last weekend, then, I should be awfully quiet, but the rogue is a crower, of course.
Thank you, my friend. I really enjoyed putting this together, though the number of actual reviews is a bit strange considering the number of views, but I guess curiosity gets the better of many, even if they're too scared or offended to review it.
Love that you're part of the Sisterhood, my friend, as I think it's one hell of a talented collection, and I"m proud to engage in the repartee with you all. Love ya!
David
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(LOL - compliments make me purrrr....)
Seriously, though, I agree - I LOVE reading what the other sisters write to you/Rogue - they are a talented and very witty bunch!
I meant you need to post on Sunday, when the sixes are replenished. :)
You're welcome. Love ya too (but don't tell that rascal, okay? LOL)
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Your secret is safe with me. Yes, I probably should rethink it, but the audience is fairly limited, so I'm not sure it's worth posting on another day. However, don't feel obligated to post on FRYday. Any day is fine, but I probably won't riposte except on Fridays.
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Frankly, I would have, but nothing was coming - I guess the new novel idea took over somewhat. "Adieu" is part of it now too, but the thing is, I couldn't promote, as I haven't been reviewing - just started tonight. (Been off site all day.)
No worries about when you post, since I'll read what you post anyway, and there are none I find less worthy anyway. (no kidding) :)
It does get a bit much here sometimes, though, so I find I need a day or two away from time to time. (I know you feel the same. Sigh...)
Comment from Maureen's Pen
Dear David - Wow you sure give it all ya got, I'm impressed. I'm going to need a very bloody cold shower, but between my laughter and many OMG's I must of uttered half a dozen times I say Rogue's rocking hard and is slightly in the lead.
Well now a brilliant come back, pun intended. I read Phyllis's work earlier and almost fell off my chair laughing before I even got to the poem....then the rest did me in, till my sides were sore.
Great play on play - and I for one am going to say I sure did enjoy this one....now for my cold shower...
Thanks for sharing this heat. I feel better already.:)
Maureen
reply by the author on 28-Mar-2014
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Dear David - Wow you sure give it all ya got, I'm impressed. I'm going to need a very bloody cold shower, but between my laughter and many OMG's I must of uttered half a dozen times I say Rogue's rocking hard and is slightly in the lead.
Well now a brilliant come back, pun intended. I read Phyllis's work earlier and almost fell off my chair laughing before I even got to the poem....then the rest did me in, till my sides were sore.
Great play on play - and I for one am going to say I sure did enjoy this one....now for my cold shower...
Thanks for sharing this heat. I feel better already.:)
Maureen
Comment Written 28-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 28-Mar-2014
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Hi Maureen- Happy to oblige, my friend, and thank YOU for being one of the few who actually commenting (the views are up there, but the brave souls who reviewed are few). I guess they like to read it, but don't want anybody to know they do, so I appreciate it very much that you've weighed in...and walked away warmer for the effort. Have a great weekend! David
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Their loss my friend - I loved it - probably a bit too much...
Enjoy your weekend too.
Hugs
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You're very kind, my dear! Thank you.
Comment from Gloria ....
Oh you little Rogue you. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Damn straight, except for when the woman is a man and then the fury is bloody nuclear power, RAGE and the universe implodes. :) Sorry for the late review mate, but Aunt had an emergency Auntie call. All good now though.
Super or should I say supper riposte to the X-Women who you still have yet to surrender to, which is good, because it's a lot of fun, and in the end we all KNOW who is going to win.
Love your protection for the erection. Would that be RAMses? They have been under attack lately for lack of safety. I think they might possibly choke the life out of the equipment if you get my gist.
Super iambs in this heptameter, dear one, and stable internal rhymes? Is that where they keep the stallions? ;-)
Always a pleasure, David, and your D-fense has of course inspired me to another idea. Hopefully I have time to write it and get it posted before day's end because of that durn emergency.
Love your Rogue posts, so keep them coming.
Gloria
reply by the author on 28-Mar-2014
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Oh you little Rogue you. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Damn straight, except for when the woman is a man and then the fury is bloody nuclear power, RAGE and the universe implodes. :) Sorry for the late review mate, but Aunt had an emergency Auntie call. All good now though.
Super or should I say supper riposte to the X-Women who you still have yet to surrender to, which is good, because it's a lot of fun, and in the end we all KNOW who is going to win.
Love your protection for the erection. Would that be RAMses? They have been under attack lately for lack of safety. I think they might possibly choke the life out of the equipment if you get my gist.
Super iambs in this heptameter, dear one, and stable internal rhymes? Is that where they keep the stallions? ;-)
Always a pleasure, David, and your D-fense has of course inspired me to another idea. Hopefully I have time to write it and get it posted before day's end because of that durn emergency.
Love your Rogue posts, so keep them coming.
Gloria
Comment Written 28-Mar-2014
reply by the author on 28-Mar-2014
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There's my girl! Howdy, Gloria. So sorry to hear of your Auntie. Hope all is OK, my friend.
Surrender isn't an option, and the rogue won't go down...well, yes he will, early and often, but you know what I mean. ;)
Not RAMses for this TROJAN WAR HORSE, m'lady. :)
As always, Gloria, thanks for always playing along, for understanding what this is, and for being such an excellent riposter. :) Looking forward to your own...
