Penis Survey
doesn't a title evoke curiousity?24 total reviews
Comment from ExperiencingLiphe
If some people think it only take a man's penis or a pound of flesh to determine it's a mans world then I say us women should start figuring out how much our breasts weigh. Some of us women have huge breasts and I think we would win some of these contest. Bring it on men! Great job with this
reply by the author on 21-Aug-2013
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If some people think it only take a man's penis or a pound of flesh to determine it's a mans world then I say us women should start figuring out how much our breasts weigh. Some of us women have huge breasts and I think we would win some of these contest. Bring it on men! Great job with this
Comment Written 20-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 21-Aug-2013
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Having some fun with this. Thanks.
Comment from EMB
Ha! This sounds like someone who wants to start an intimate texting relationship. (Excuse me, they call it "sexting," don't they?) Ha!
Of course there are braggarts out there, and though I'm not about to confirm or deny where I stand, especially by sending a widescreen photograph, I will say that I have proof that I'm a black man. Haha!
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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Ha! This sounds like someone who wants to start an intimate texting relationship. (Excuse me, they call it "sexting," don't they?) Ha!
Of course there are braggarts out there, and though I'm not about to confirm or deny where I stand, especially by sending a widescreen photograph, I will say that I have proof that I'm a black man. Haha!
Comment Written 20-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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Thank you for the morning chuckle.
Comment from reconciled
Well I was wondering when we'd get around to this....okay....Delores Claybourn....count a three you show me yours ....i'll show you mine....hahaha....Alright you crazy lady what the hell a you doing....love you Michael
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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Well I was wondering when we'd get around to this....okay....Delores Claybourn....count a three you show me yours ....i'll show you mine....hahaha....Alright you crazy lady what the hell a you doing....love you Michael
Comment Written 20-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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Coming to a theatre near you, a full discussion on ear wax, nasal hairs or any other sacred subject....
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you're dangerous....-smile-
Comment from Terror2s
I am not sure how men will like this, but from a woman's view it is very funny. I didn't notice any errors and the topic is riveting. T2
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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I am not sure how men will like this, but from a woman's view it is very funny. I didn't notice any errors and the topic is riveting. T2
Comment Written 20-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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The men all have a sense of humour, but lets face it, women can get away with murder...
Comment from Phyllis Stewart
LOL! Ingrid, you are wonderfully insane and I lovvve it! This is hilarious, and I see your point. Yes, if the penis makes you so special, let's see who's got the biggest and best one, and then we will know who to worship and serve! LOL!
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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LOL! Ingrid, you are wonderfully insane and I lovvve it! This is hilarious, and I see your point. Yes, if the penis makes you so special, let's see who's got the biggest and best one, and then we will know who to worship and serve! LOL!
Comment Written 19-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 20-Aug-2013
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Boredom is a dangerous state of mind....
Comment from Jumbo J
Hi Ingrid,
you are bored aren't you? Well I would love to partake in your survey, but unfortunately the repercussions of such a display may tarnish what little bit of dignity I have left... And after all I am still a gentleman... All I can say to you my dear friend is the last woman to snag me has kept me locked up for thirty years in fear that my small head would do all the thinking and talking for me... Which I don't fully understand anyway, because it seems to be the woman's mind and anatomy that has any affect on me... So I ask you, whom has the true power? mmmmm, I'd have to say women hands down. I really don't understand how you're not all running the world, or are you? I conceded years ago to who was the smartest and strongest sex... I'll take my place in the meat cue and be happy with my lot in life, after all I have nothing to prove. As always my good and sometimes controversial friend your writing is entertaining and well written... I have to hand it to you, you always leave me hanging.
Kindest thoughts,
James xx
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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Hi Ingrid,
you are bored aren't you? Well I would love to partake in your survey, but unfortunately the repercussions of such a display may tarnish what little bit of dignity I have left... And after all I am still a gentleman... All I can say to you my dear friend is the last woman to snag me has kept me locked up for thirty years in fear that my small head would do all the thinking and talking for me... Which I don't fully understand anyway, because it seems to be the woman's mind and anatomy that has any affect on me... So I ask you, whom has the true power? mmmmm, I'd have to say women hands down. I really don't understand how you're not all running the world, or are you? I conceded years ago to who was the smartest and strongest sex... I'll take my place in the meat cue and be happy with my lot in life, after all I have nothing to prove. As always my good and sometimes controversial friend your writing is entertaining and well written... I have to hand it to you, you always leave me hanging.
Kindest thoughts,
James xx
Comment Written 19-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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Hey, I love you both. Be safe, happy and totally invested in each other....ingrid
Comment from Zue65
I enjoyed the satire and humor fused into this piece. In my country, penis size or penis might will never be a problem. Women here don't consider sex as the end all and be all of everything. Love for us is not dependent on sex alone, it is more of the passion, the beat of the heart that says, you love the man despite of. There are other things to consider, is the man responsible and can put his children to college and provide for the family, is the man loving and sweet that he remembers your birthday, little things that tickles the heart will be enough. I do understand your predicament, perhaps the culture of the place determines how women measure virility among men. Personally, manhood for me is measured by responsibility, a caring attitude, loyalty and honesty, nothing more. Thanks for sharing this, God bless.
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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I enjoyed the satire and humor fused into this piece. In my country, penis size or penis might will never be a problem. Women here don't consider sex as the end all and be all of everything. Love for us is not dependent on sex alone, it is more of the passion, the beat of the heart that says, you love the man despite of. There are other things to consider, is the man responsible and can put his children to college and provide for the family, is the man loving and sweet that he remembers your birthday, little things that tickles the heart will be enough. I do understand your predicament, perhaps the culture of the place determines how women measure virility among men. Personally, manhood for me is measured by responsibility, a caring attitude, loyalty and honesty, nothing more. Thanks for sharing this, God bless.
Comment Written 19-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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Look up satire and try not to take anything seriously when this heading appears. For almost twenty years I have represented a company that employs 600 people in China, has offices in the UK, NY and Canada...thanks for reading.
Comment from Titanx9
One sentence stood out at me as I read this saucy and rather iconoclastic piece of writing, which was, "Hell, if a pound of flesh is all that separates you from reaching your potential, then honestly, woman, as a person...." No matter how one parses it; women are still denied 100 percent equality because they lack that half, or pound of flesh. I admire you for having the courage to write this one, even if it's under satire. I'd love to see all your male responses. Thanks for posting. I enjoyed it!
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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One sentence stood out at me as I read this saucy and rather iconoclastic piece of writing, which was, "Hell, if a pound of flesh is all that separates you from reaching your potential, then honestly, woman, as a person...." No matter how one parses it; women are still denied 100 percent equality because they lack that half, or pound of flesh. I admire you for having the courage to write this one, even if it's under satire. I'd love to see all your male responses. Thanks for posting. I enjoyed it!
Comment Written 19-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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It crazes me that I did the battle, fought the war, sloughed off, spent time in board rooms and after all this time...you're telling me I made no difference? Read my book, "A Pointless Life" and then tell me that a pound of flesh doesn't matter....I'll know what to do.
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I'll check it out. I've had similar experiences, all my work life and that's why your satire resonated with me.
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Woman, I fought for all of us and came from sexual abuse...no one will ever hurt me again. I raised a son and have three granddaughters.... and one angel boy, trust me...no one will ever hurt them or me...ever again.
Comment from cinderbella
Yes, a title can evoke curiosity, I laughed through every word of this piece. I loved the part about wondering if the penis has supernatural powers. Thoroughly entertaining, light-hearted, I loved it.
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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Yes, a title can evoke curiosity, I laughed through every word of this piece. I loved the part about wondering if the penis has supernatural powers. Thoroughly entertaining, light-hearted, I loved it.
Comment Written 19-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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And yet, no pictures, applications or post cards....bloody Hell!
Comment from Sasha
When I have insomnia, I take a pill, you lie awake trying to solve age-old conundrums. I do hope you plan to share your responses with use...not fare to tease a tired old woman. The title was a real draw and you did not disappoint. I just loved this and anxiously look forward to a follow-up post on whether or not you've solved the conundrum. Great work with this one...thanks for the laughter
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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When I have insomnia, I take a pill, you lie awake trying to solve age-old conundrums. I do hope you plan to share your responses with use...not fare to tease a tired old woman. The title was a real draw and you did not disappoint. I just loved this and anxiously look forward to a follow-up post on whether or not you've solved the conundrum. Great work with this one...thanks for the laughter
Comment Written 19-Aug-2013
reply by the author on 19-Aug-2013
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So far, I have yet to receive a Xerox of a sausage or a candid shot of a meatball sandwich...ho hum, ta dum, where are the players when the music slows down....tough crowd...
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They're all just trying to figure out out to great the copy machine to work...the wife has the camera.
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and no doubt the blinders....
