Getting A-Head
Lengthy Office Hours Secure His Firm Position...30 total reviews
Comment from Spitfire
Clever--hard day at the office. Umm. Humor usually wins.
Hope everyone catches the title--an integral part of the poem. Some assonance with his and office. Alliteration of a sort with consti TUTES and Tester.
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Clever--hard day at the office. Umm. Humor usually wins.
Hope everyone catches the title--an integral part of the poem. Some assonance with his and office. Alliteration of a sort with consti TUTES and Tester.
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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LOL Thanks Spitty...yeah not sure everyone appreciates my titles but I try hard.
Cheers P
Comment from cvcopac
I was thinking more of the cleaning lady on the night shift, but I see the point. You haven't lost your edge P; bad girl. Best of luck in the contest. Kenny
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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I was thinking more of the cleaning lady on the night shift, but I see the point. You haven't lost your edge P; bad girl. Best of luck in the contest. Kenny
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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LOL Thanks K...
Bad Girl
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Comment from Winslow
Dear closetpoetjester,
And I thought poeple who tasted Ben and Jerry's icecream had the ultimate testing job. (LOL)
Good luck in the contest, this would get my vote.
Warm regards,
Winslow
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Dear closetpoetjester,
And I thought poeple who tasted Ben and Jerry's icecream had the ultimate testing job. (LOL)
Good luck in the contest, this would get my vote.
Warm regards,
Winslow
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Haha, well the icecream tasting position could give this one a run for its money.
I enjoyed your review. Thanks so much.
Cheers P
Comment from Thesis
Where have you been? I came back and only know about six people on the site.
Very clever little poem. Naughty, but nice as usual. - John
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Where have you been? I came back and only know about six people on the site.
Very clever little poem. Naughty, but nice as usual. - John
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Thanks John.
I been busy with a book publication, starting another business and currently trying to build a website.
Logistical nightmare. I wish I could just sit and write poetry.
Oh, BTW there's a family in there somewhere too.
Thanks for dropping by...hope you post something NAUGHTY soon too...I ALWAYS enjoy your writing John.
Cheers P
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Comment from 9999pool
Viagra tester indeed! Never thought of this job in my lifetime. And how would Pfizer know that viagra is effective? Surely animal testing is necessary and on humans too as the final conclusion of its efficacy and effective. Definitely getting A-head in the experiments of the greatest joy known to the man-of-a-kind to be more virile and successful status as the H-ead of the family, isn't it? LOL. Good humor. Well done. Cheers, Ritchiesszzky - Head-ing to the doctor to get that via-ble bra-like blue head pill!
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Viagra tester indeed! Never thought of this job in my lifetime. And how would Pfizer know that viagra is effective? Surely animal testing is necessary and on humans too as the final conclusion of its efficacy and effective. Definitely getting A-head in the experiments of the greatest joy known to the man-of-a-kind to be more virile and successful status as the H-ead of the family, isn't it? LOL. Good humor. Well done. Cheers, Ritchiesszzky - Head-ing to the doctor to get that via-ble bra-like blue head pill!
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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LOL Great review, thanks so much.
Good luck with the little blue pill..just make sure its the BLUE one, I'm NOT exactly sure what the yellow one does. LOL
Cheers P
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Hi P,
I was told that there are no free lunches in this world. So, anything that is FREE, irrespective of the color, just swallow them whole with water and wait for a miracle to happen, LOL. Yellow ones, oh, that's the small Vit. B complex pill to reduce the stress before going to bed, LOL. Cheers, Ritchie.
P.S. The Vit. B pill is really yellow.
Comment from Connie C
I see our Closet is back in full force! Wherever do you come up with these ideas, my dear? While your mind might be "in the gutter," as you say, that's a good thing for those of us who don't have the balls to write what you do but get to enjoy a good laugh. This one is so very clever. I hope you do well in the contest with something that is both original and humorous.
Lots of hugs to my Aussie buddy,
Connie xoxoxo
P.S. Love the title!
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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I see our Closet is back in full force! Wherever do you come up with these ideas, my dear? While your mind might be "in the gutter," as you say, that's a good thing for those of us who don't have the balls to write what you do but get to enjoy a good laugh. This one is so very clever. I hope you do well in the contest with something that is both original and humorous.
Lots of hugs to my Aussie buddy,
Connie xoxoxo
P.S. Love the title!
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Haha, thanks mate.
I have so little time these few words are ALL I can bloody well afford.
Kisses and smooches to my Yanky friend.
(Say Hi to Bill)
Love Phillippa xoxoxo
Comment from Writingfundimension
Buddy, you're back. Gosh it's good to see a post by you. This is just such a perfect CPJ poem. Tight writing with a humorous spin. You do these so well. This should do great in the contest. Hope all is well with you. Hugs, Bevinator.
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Buddy, you're back. Gosh it's good to see a post by you. This is just such a perfect CPJ poem. Tight writing with a humorous spin. You do these so well. This should do great in the contest. Hope all is well with you. Hugs, Bevinator.
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Hey Bevvski, thanks so much.
Tight writing is about all I can bloody well afford at present.
I am time poor. So sad...writing plenty but getting a f**king massive stash...I'm gonna burst.
LOL
Cheers P
xo
PS Hope you had a great xmas and new year, good luck with your writing endeavours and pyshco whoops, I mean psychic ability...haha
LubsyaBevver
XXX
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Oh, I sure do miss you, closet. Wish I could make it rain cash for you. Then we could have the pleasure of that big stash you've got going. Nobody makes me laugh like you do, buddy. Love you too, Bevinator.
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Darlin' it AINT the cash
Its the TIME
I have none.
LOL
But I do thank you for your kind thoughts and I'm never against it raining cash. Haha
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Oh, I misunderstood. Well, time I can't doing anything about LOL. Wish I could, though. Xxx Bevvski
Comment from Joan E.
From your title to your final line in this 5-7-5, you pulled it off! Very clever, and certainly "consolidating a firm position"!! You even included alliteration. Best wishes in the contest. Hugs- Joan
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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From your title to your final line in this 5-7-5, you pulled it off! Very clever, and certainly "consolidating a firm position"!! You even included alliteration. Best wishes in the contest. Hugs- Joan
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Hey Joan, thanks so much...Pulled it off you say? Haha
I think the innuendo says it all...
Many thanks...Hugs, Phillippa
PS I see the first royalties flowing in...How COOL!!!!
I actually didnt think it was a bad cut considering we had to split it 18 ways...
happy trails.
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Yes, innuendo inside, outside, upside down!
I thought the split would be pennies! Pretty amazing... J
Comment from ephraim crud, COS.
WHOOP-WHOOP! WHAT AN UPLIFTING HAIKU!
IS IT A 'CONCRETE' POEM, ME DEAR?
AN ARDUOUS SLOG TO COMPOSE, I BET,
AND I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU KEPT RIGIDLY
TO THE FORM, THE ORGANISERS ARE PRETTY
STIFF ON SUCH THINGS. AND THIS MAY
SOUND LUDICROUS GIVEN IT'S THEME,
BUT IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE WHY I LOVE IT!
WHOOP-WHOOP! EXCELLENT, PHILLIPPA
AND MUCHLY MUCH LUCK FOR THE CONTEST.
I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YERZ!
LOVE AND HUGS, XXXXX, EPHIN' EPH.
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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WHOOP-WHOOP! WHAT AN UPLIFTING HAIKU!
IS IT A 'CONCRETE' POEM, ME DEAR?
AN ARDUOUS SLOG TO COMPOSE, I BET,
AND I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU KEPT RIGIDLY
TO THE FORM, THE ORGANISERS ARE PRETTY
STIFF ON SUCH THINGS. AND THIS MAY
SOUND LUDICROUS GIVEN IT'S THEME,
BUT IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE WHY I LOVE IT!
WHOOP-WHOOP! EXCELLENT, PHILLIPPA
AND MUCHLY MUCH LUCK FOR THE CONTEST.
I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YERZ!
LOVE AND HUGS, XXXXX, EPHIN' EPH.
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Ooooh ephing marvy. Thanks for the sixer but ARE YOU EPHING SHOUTING ALL THIS or are you JUST glad to see me? Haha
Yup.
OH-EPHING-KAY!
Your LENGTH and FORM is appreciated. Not HARD at all to see why a little blue pill is so ephing wonderful for you guys.
Now if they could get a little YELLOW pill for the ladies...
it would give us a LOT more energy
to
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do the EPHING housework.
Haha
Got you there.
Yup, always on TOP!
Cheers and thanks again
Smooshes, P
xo
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sorry, yes, i got carried away.
i'm such an excitable chappie.
i usually go CAPS when excited...
things get BIGGER!
anyways, you're muchly welcome,
Phillippa. 'twere my pleasure.
xxx, eph.
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Haha...you are an ephing laugh.
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Comment from oNray
Send them some viagra, that will freshen their memories.I fear the winners around here are the big spenders. This site clearly wants $$$$$ not poets. Yes I feel better, that was a healing poem for me :) (LOL)
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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Send them some viagra, that will freshen their memories.I fear the winners around here are the big spenders. This site clearly wants $$$$$ not poets. Yes I feel better, that was a healing poem for me :) (LOL)
Comment Written 22-Jan-2013
reply by the author on 22-Jan-2013
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LOL Thanks so much and you could not have said it better in your response.
Cheers P
