Compilation Fanstory Reviews
Tongue planted firmly in cheek44 total reviews
Comment from Melspoems
Lol, this was an entertaining compilation of reviews, that hopefully you have never got.
I literally laughed out loud at #7
Can't really comment on your spelling etc can I??!! :-)
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Lol, this was an entertaining compilation of reviews, that hopefully you have never got.
I literally laughed out loud at #7
Can't really comment on your spelling etc can I??!! :-)
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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No, I've covered myself from much needed correction pretty well, haven't I? :) Thanks for your reviewing and comments. It's good to know someone actually LOL! God bless, Dennis
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Comment from Gladness
You should have entered this in the humor contest. I laughed more through the reading of these lines than I have with any other stories I have read here on fs. I have received many similar and even found one that sounded like me (lol)
Thanks for the laughter, Anita
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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You should have entered this in the humor contest. I laughed more through the reading of these lines than I have with any other stories I have read here on fs. I have received many similar and even found one that sounded like me (lol)
Thanks for the laughter, Anita
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Your FS name says it well; you bring gladness with you! Of course it is a joy to have people laugh when you are trying to assist them in doing so. I've created many a laugh without trying and that's not half as much fun! :) Thanks for your kind words and God bless, Dennis
Comment from MidnightWriter4U
Yose speeling is badd! LOL!! I love this! I would tell you the one I liked the most, but I haven't been able to quit laughing at all of them. But, this one is priceless: "I have reread your work as you requested and have decided to ask you for my two stars back." Now, that has to hurt! LOL! LOL!
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Yose speeling is badd! LOL!! I love this! I would tell you the one I liked the most, but I haven't been able to quit laughing at all of them. But, this one is priceless: "I have reread your work as you requested and have decided to ask you for my two stars back." Now, that has to hurt! LOL! LOL!
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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You remind me of what a great writer once said;
And concentrate your efforts towards the few who appreciate its value. (MidnightWriter4U)
In honor of that saying I say "thank you " to you! It's so much fun making people laugh and I'm so glad you are one of the many thousands who have responded in that way. LOL Kidding aside, I truly thank you for laughing with me on these, you are very kind. And I would think you had stolen our cat if I hadn't just seen her!
We have two black cats, sisters, about a year old. One is long haired and refuses to answer to Fuzzy-wuzzy (or any other name as far as that goes, unless food is involved) and the other short-haired. The latter started out as Skinny-minny and is now known as the cat formerly known as Skinny-minny because she ... well,has ... um ... put on a few pounds in the tummy area. (She's terribly sensitive about it and I believe she can read this screen ...) God bless, be a happy Christian for Jesus! Hey, I put this saying on Face Book this AM and got a bunch of "likes". "Jesus loves you, not because you're you, but because He's Jesus." Blessings, Dennis
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You are very welcome! I very much like the Face Book comment. And, without laughter, what would our lives be like?? God Bless you--even though you didn't sneeze! MN :)
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My cats: Midnight, Puffy, Babette, Ashes, Boots, and Baby. My dogs: Rocky and Tanner. My fish....
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Ever watch the movie "Pet Detective" when Ace opens the apartment door and all heck breaks out in the animal jungle? My place! LOL! :)
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I have never seen that. How many animals do you have? We once had 7 cats, only two of which were on purpose ...
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just saw your list... lucky you!
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I got these as hours old kittens with their navel cords still attached; and of course, eyes shut. They were abandoned. I fed them by eye dropper every two to three hours for weeks... They are my babies, now. I am not even sure they know they are cats. The dogs, the same way. Abandoned. The fish--I actually bought those---I have pictures of the cats trying to catch them through the aquarium glass---so funny!!! The fish will actually stare out at the cats and not move, teasing them. I have a junior sized jack rabbit that thinks I'm its mother every time I go outside. I have numerous wild birds that will stand waiting for me to feed them. If I am late, they will come to the window and perch and tweet until I go outside. I have a squirrel that hangs around thinking it is one of the birds. There is a silly toad that sits on my shoe, when I go on the porch, waiting for me to swat a fly. And, then there are the geckos....
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Baby is the last of the cats...I took her in--found her shot, in my field. Took her to the vet--was urinating blood and pellet in her head. She survived. And, I adopted her. The end. MN :)
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You sound like a female version of St. Francis! My wife loves animals (cats best) and feeds the birds (squirrels too, but inadvertently) Our daugther, who lives next door, has a mostly Choclate Lab that she found via the web in Texas. He is Wonka the Wonder dog and if you go into my portfolio you can find a piece I wrote about him.
Our cats are weird! They seem to love us but rarely cuddle up on us. Every morning, they sit, just out of reach, watching us eat or read. I tell my wife we should be in really good health as we have a cat scan every morning! They do like her better and she flaunts it! I asked her why, and practical woman that she is, she answered, "I feed them." Hmm, havta try that ... but don't know where their food is yet.
God bless, thanks, it's nice to hear about your animal kingdom and to get to know you a little better! Best to you, Dennis
Comment from Spitfire
This cracks me up. The reviews that imiatate the very faults they cite. My favorites: numbers 6, 7, 9 and 12. But I will lodge on complaint. The words are too small. I need my magnifying glass.
Hugs,
Shari
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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This cracks me up. The reviews that imiatate the very faults they cite. My favorites: numbers 6, 7, 9 and 12. But I will lodge on complaint. The words are too small. I need my magnifying glass.
Hugs,
Shari
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Glad you liked it; will make large print next time. I can't remember which number is which, so will have to re-read it myself! ((you too)) God bless, Dennis
Comment from robyn corum
This is quite funny. There are parts that are eerily familiar! Are you sure we haven't met in a deserted alleyway somewhere...or perhaps a review or two...??? hahaha
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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This is quite funny. There are parts that are eerily familiar! Are you sure we haven't met in a deserted alleyway somewhere...or perhaps a review or two...??? hahaha
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Ah yes, I remember you! When I first came on FS ... I have scars! No, I'm kidding. WE have crossed paths several times and I have read some of your novel about the young lady going West ... You couldn't be mean if you tried. God bless, Dennis
Comment from Dave M
I enjoyed reading these reviews. They remind me of some I've received. However, I've found most reviewers to be honest people, and I really appreciate the ones who find problems. My favorite among your reviews is the last one, where the person is floating...
Dave
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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I enjoyed reading these reviews. They remind me of some I've received. However, I've found most reviewers to be honest people, and I really appreciate the ones who find problems. My favorite among your reviews is the last one, where the person is floating...
Dave
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Yes,I agree with you Dave, about most reviewers on here. Thanks, Dennis
Comment from Halfree
I simply adored you words on this one; you used so many E's. However, I did not see any Z's. Do you have something against Z's. They are a perfectly good letter. Well that fact not withstanding, I am giving you a five with prejudice; The prejudice: I wish I had written this.
Good fun,got a few chuckles and did enjoy. What more can be asked of a writer?
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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I simply adored you words on this one; you used so many E's. However, I did not see any Z's. Do you have something against Z's. They are a perfectly good letter. Well that fact not withstanding, I am giving you a five with prejudice; The prejudice: I wish I had written this.
Good fun,got a few chuckles and did enjoy. What more can be asked of a writer?
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Your comments have aroused my interest in zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs; in fact, I had a number of them brought on by your review. Just kidding, thanks for chuckling and commenting! :) Dennis
Comment from jjstar
HaHaHaHa....whew...I didn't see any of my reviews up there..I salute you for poking fun at us reviewing maniacs. Great bit of fun, especially when pointing out the reviewers that have a ton a spag in their reviews. Too funny! I'd take a #9 or 11.
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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HaHaHaHa....whew...I didn't see any of my reviews up there..I salute you for poking fun at us reviewing maniacs. Great bit of fun, especially when pointing out the reviewers that have a ton a spag in their reviews. Too funny! I'd take a #9 or 11.
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Hey, Sweetie, you will always be a 10 in my book and I'm not talking about this article! :) You are simply the bestest ever! So glad you saw this ... but no review? :) Dennis
Comment from EMB
Numbers 7, 9, and 12 are jewels. The rest sucked. (Kidding.) I really enjoyed this piece, but I was surprised of the absence of the generic reviews that plague this site:
Your writing was great. I could picture it just as you described it. I didn't see anything that needed correcting. Thanks for the cents!--I mean "sharing."
Anyway, your writing was great. :D
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Numbers 7, 9, and 12 are jewels. The rest sucked. (Kidding.) I really enjoyed this piece, but I was surprised of the absence of the generic reviews that plague this site:
Your writing was great. I could picture it just as you described it. I didn't see anything that needed correcting. Thanks for the cents!--I mean "sharing."
Anyway, your writing was great. :D
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Thank you, friend! I'm so desperate for attention, I suck up generic and original alike! :) Dennis
Comment from visionary1234
Well give me a #9 any day dear! You do have a totally delightful sense of humor and I love it when Fanstorians poke fun of the system (and what's not to poke fun at!??)
A delightful accompaniment to my early morning coffee, thank you dear! :) Sharyn
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Well give me a #9 any day dear! You do have a totally delightful sense of humor and I love it when Fanstorians poke fun of the system (and what's not to poke fun at!??)
A delightful accompaniment to my early morning coffee, thank you dear! :) Sharyn
Comment Written 12-Nov-2012
reply by the author on 12-Nov-2012
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Aw!I pictured you in a sarong surrounded by adoring natives bringing you fresh sliced pineapple and monkey-brain omelets! Bummer! :) Thanks for your comments, always a delight! Dennis
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my adoring native is my hubbie - a native LA boy - no sarong, but DOES produce coffee! :)))))
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Hey, no retaliation for my last review?
