I can't stand you farting!
Only to be read if you have a sense of humour!30 total reviews
Comment from wordsfromsue
Who IS this delicious sounding Prince charming?? He should seek a woman who adores curly tailed pigs... between his stench and his snoring, she can pretend she's won the lottery and is living on a farm!! Here piggie piggie piggie! I can do lovely pig calls, I'll have you know. Bit hard on my pipes, but people can hear me the next street over. :-)
reply by the author on 24-Feb-2012
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Who IS this delicious sounding Prince charming?? He should seek a woman who adores curly tailed pigs... between his stench and his snoring, she can pretend she's won the lottery and is living on a farm!! Here piggie piggie piggie! I can do lovely pig calls, I'll have you know. Bit hard on my pipes, but people can hear me the next street over. :-)
Comment Written 23-Feb-2012
reply by the author on 24-Feb-2012
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I'm glad to say he's a figment of my imagination (with a little bit of my late husband's snoring thrown in!) And then there was this chap I met...No lets not go there! Love your review as always. Alexis x
Comment from Mambo_Callejero
great poem and so universal. very humor.
"So, with the audible onslaught, and the terrible stink," I like this line its like youre being hit with a 1-2 combo lol
reply by the author on 06-Nov-2011
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great poem and so universal. very humor.
"So, with the audible onslaught, and the terrible stink," I like this line its like youre being hit with a 1-2 combo lol
Comment Written 05-Nov-2011
reply by the author on 06-Nov-2011
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Thank you, it's lovely to know so many people on this site have a good sense of humour!
Comment from Nastaran
That was a very great satire poem,funny and romantic_the meaning was really romantic,only a true lover can stands someone like the guy-or lady-in your poem,it was really touching_at the same time.the ending also softens all the persona's anger that was all over the poem.yo've also choose the words very precisely which made the poem richer.Good Job!
reply by the author on 05-Nov-2011
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That was a very great satire poem,funny and romantic_the meaning was really romantic,only a true lover can stands someone like the guy-or lady-in your poem,it was really touching_at the same time.the ending also softens all the persona's anger that was all over the poem.yo've also choose the words very precisely which made the poem richer.Good Job!
Comment Written 04-Nov-2011
reply by the author on 05-Nov-2011
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Thank you so much, I'm so glad that you enjoyed it!
Comment from Deannsil08
Girl yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you but you have your quirks. BIG TIME!
This is phenomenal. We all go through it. With love comes the unfortunate reality that we all are not perfect. And what drives us crazy about you also makes me love you more. I hate that your keeping me awake but I only want to be awake with you. Superb. Brilliant. Brava.
reply by the author on 05-Nov-2011
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Girl yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you but you have your quirks. BIG TIME!
This is phenomenal. We all go through it. With love comes the unfortunate reality that we all are not perfect. And what drives us crazy about you also makes me love you more. I hate that your keeping me awake but I only want to be awake with you. Superb. Brilliant. Brava.
Comment Written 04-Nov-2011
reply by the author on 05-Nov-2011
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Thank you so much! I must admit, after years of writing for my own pleasure, it has been great fun writing with a little bit of humour!
Comment from RKagan
Awww, it sounds like true love! I read this aloud and it reads really smoothly. Plus it made me laugh. You did a really good job with this one!
reply by the author on 05-Nov-2011
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Awww, it sounds like true love! I read this aloud and it reads really smoothly. Plus it made me laugh. You did a really good job with this one!
Comment Written 04-Nov-2011
reply by the author on 05-Nov-2011
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Believe me it was! Thank you so much for your lovely review.
Comment from cherylmelwoods
As conservative as I am this poem made me laugh! Very entertaining and poem flowed well with well created imagery!!!!
I hope sepate rooms isn't the answer! I wish you all the luck in the world as we all need our sleep. Lol
Cheryl:-)
reply by the author on 31-Oct-2011
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As conservative as I am this poem made me laugh! Very entertaining and poem flowed well with well created imagery!!!!
I hope sepate rooms isn't the answer! I wish you all the luck in the world as we all need our sleep. Lol
Cheryl:-)
Comment Written 29-Oct-2011
reply by the author on 31-Oct-2011
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Yes, I know it was a bit near the mark, even for me! Thank you for your lovely review.
Comment from Spitfire
So very real-- and funny. My answer-- get separate bedrooms!
Good symmetry with the opening of each stanza. If stanza four is really true, then you really need to sleep on the couch or vice versa.
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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So very real-- and funny. My answer-- get separate bedrooms!
Good symmetry with the opening of each stanza. If stanza four is really true, then you really need to sleep on the couch or vice versa.
Comment Written 28-Oct-2011
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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Your so right! That would appear to be the answer according to a few of the reviews. Thank you so much.
Comment from oNray
I thought this old boy is going to the curb. He was in just way too much trouble. I was pleasantly surprised that you let him live, not alone back in the house. :)
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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I thought this old boy is going to the curb. He was in just way too much trouble. I was pleasantly surprised that you let him live, not alone back in the house. :)
Comment Written 28-Oct-2011
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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Well, when you love someone, you just have to weigh up the good, against the bad. Thank you for your lovely review.
Comment from dmoncrief
Alexis, this is so funny! I know exactly what you mean about the snoring. If I don't fall asleep before my man, I'm awake for hours while he blissfully slumbers. And the man falls asleep five minutes after his head hits the pillow!
I enjoyed this very much. The pace seemed steady and the rhymes unforced. And you made me smile. Thanks for sharing this bit of humor with me today.
Denise
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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Alexis, this is so funny! I know exactly what you mean about the snoring. If I don't fall asleep before my man, I'm awake for hours while he blissfully slumbers. And the man falls asleep five minutes after his head hits the pillow!
I enjoyed this very much. The pace seemed steady and the rhymes unforced. And you made me smile. Thanks for sharing this bit of humor with me today.
Denise
Comment Written 28-Oct-2011
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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Thank you Denise. I'm glad to say that the poems given quite a few a good laugh, and I think it's been shown to a few husbands!
Comment from Henry Greenwood
Hahaha! A very witty, funny piece!
Farting and snorting prevail as your cowardice deters you from seeking intervention! But seeing your loved one's face when he's not committing these horrid (horridly smelling) acts, it's all worth it... almost...
Great read!
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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Hahaha! A very witty, funny piece!
Farting and snorting prevail as your cowardice deters you from seeking intervention! But seeing your loved one's face when he's not committing these horrid (horridly smelling) acts, it's all worth it... almost...
Great read!
Comment Written 28-Oct-2011
reply by the author on 29-Oct-2011
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I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for your lovely review.
