Disgusting American Male
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Comment from Hitcher
Them ug-ly girls need lov-in too! ha ha. You go for it my friend, the world need saints like you. you crack me up some times Curt, believe you me, that is a good thing mate, Priceless piece of po-et-ry come song, I'd love to here you blue grass this one! Too cool!
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Them ug-ly girls need lov-in too! ha ha. You go for it my friend, the world need saints like you. you crack me up some times Curt, believe you me, that is a good thing mate, Priceless piece of po-et-ry come song, I'd love to here you blue grass this one! Too cool!
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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When I get to my friend's studio and record this stuff, I'll send you a copy for sure buddy! I don't know if you know who Rodney Carrington is, but I e-mailed him with some of my stuff, and I am hoping to hear back from him. Now HE is funny my man, if you haven't heard him, listen to "Titties and Beer" or "Gay Factory Worker", it's too much! I laugh thinking about it.
Thaks for the great thoughts my friend, glad I could make you chuckle, up next, a little song I call "Mommy and Daddy!"
Cheers buddy,
Curt
Comment from sierra scribbler
Oh this is disgustingly wonderful, I love it. Your picture is awesome! You are very talented. I love the meter and pace you keep during your poem.
Well done. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Oh this is disgustingly wonderful, I love it. Your picture is awesome! You are very talented. I love the meter and pace you keep during your poem.
Well done. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Thanks! I've been challenged by one of the ladies in the top ten to make a sequel for the ladies. I already have the refrain and two verses. I hope it worksout!
Thanks again!
Curt
Comment from IndianaIrish
I do like your variety, Curt. Hey, do you have this guy's number? I think he was looking for me a few months back but I smoked the paper his number was on. Lots of funny lines in this to mention one or two. Sing it out, dude!
Smiles,
Indy :>)
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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I do like your variety, Curt. Hey, do you have this guy's number? I think he was looking for me a few months back but I smoked the paper his number was on. Lots of funny lines in this to mention one or two. Sing it out, dude!
Smiles,
Indy :>)
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Imagine Rodney Carrington singing this! I actually emailed him to see if he would want to record any of this, and I am waiting to hear back. Would love to see him perform one of my songs on stage!
Thanks for letting me give you smile Kar,
Curt
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Yup...he'd be perfect!! LOL Let me know if you hear anything from him, okay??
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You got a deal, doll! :-}
Comment from HAWordsmith
Ommigod!!! LMFAO...This was hilarious. Jean suggested I come over and check this one out, and I am so glad that I did. The rhythm, rhyme, meter, flow, subject, and words, just really all came together for a truly entertaining read. Thank you so much for this post.
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Ommigod!!! LMFAO...This was hilarious. Jean suggested I come over and check this one out, and I am so glad that I did. The rhythm, rhyme, meter, flow, subject, and words, just really all came together for a truly entertaining read. Thank you so much for this post.
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Thanks Heather!
I was challenged to write a sequel for the ladies, so I am at it again. I'll post it soon I hope!
I'm glad you got a chuckle from my warped sense of humor!
Curt
Comment from Joan E.
Hi, handsome--I like the new photo in your profile. However, I don't recognize the guy in your poem! You did have outrageous fun in this verse. I liked your rhymes and the "road" and "aquarium glass" metaphors. Chase on!!
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Hi, handsome--I like the new photo in your profile. However, I don't recognize the guy in your poem! You did have outrageous fun in this verse. I liked your rhymes and the "road" and "aquarium glass" metaphors. Chase on!!
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Hey gorgeous, how are you?
I found that pic on the net and thought it was the right one for the job, although he is a bit more disgusting than I had hoped to find!
When it's closing time, a "pair" warm bodies beats an "ace high" nobody every time!
Take care Joan,
Curt
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After your opening remark, I'm great.
But "closing time" just proves men are from Mars and women from Venus! -Joan
Comment from Perp Ihebom
This is a nice entertaining piece that seems to have been written with the sole purpose of amusing the reader. You succeeded in doing that . I enjoyed the casual tone and rich poetic language here. kudos
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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This is a nice entertaining piece that seems to have been written with the sole purpose of amusing the reader. You succeeded in doing that . I enjoyed the casual tone and rich poetic language here. kudos
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Thank you Perp! Yes, it was just for fun, nothing else. I am so glad you enjoyed my silly sense of humor!
Curt
Comment from PoetSpirit
I can always count on you to gross me out and make me laugh all at the same time Curt! Excellent write, hilarious! :0) Let's hope is definitely NOT biographical! I enjoyed reading it!
Best wishes, Emily
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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I can always count on you to gross me out and make me laugh all at the same time Curt! Excellent write, hilarious! :0) Let's hope is definitely NOT biographical! I enjoyed reading it!
Best wishes, Emily
Comment Written 17-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 17-Feb-2010
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Well, not anymore! (lol) In my younger, bar hoppin' days, I might have experienced some "coyote love" on occasion! In case you don't know, "coyote love" is a term where you wake up in the morning and the girl next to you is so ugly, you'd rather chew your arm off and leave than wake her up!
Thanks again Emily, for enjoying my warped and slightly sick sense of humor!
Curt
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Ooo! Nasty! LoL, I guess most guys go through that stage sooner or later! You're very welcome,
Best wishes, Emily
Comment from Realist101
HAHAHAHAA! Wish I had another six. All this needs is the music of some country band, similiar artwork to grace the cover of the CD, and you would have a hit, ESPECIALLY here in good ol' Martin County. These redneck good ol' boys would be singing this out of the windows of their junky old diesel trucks, and their hounds would be joining in! SO funny, you have a wonderful sense of humor too...S.
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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HAHAHAHAA! Wish I had another six. All this needs is the music of some country band, similiar artwork to grace the cover of the CD, and you would have a hit, ESPECIALLY here in good ol' Martin County. These redneck good ol' boys would be singing this out of the windows of their junky old diesel trucks, and their hounds would be joining in! SO funny, you have a wonderful sense of humor too...S.
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Why thank you my friend! I do oscillate a bit, back and forth with the dark and light, it refelcts me in a way!
Some days are diamonds, some days are stone...love that song.
Curt
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Me too, sad and happy, mad and glad. I thought of the little old lady in the Playboy magazines, with the gray bun, and boobs hanging as I read this one. Years ago, I jokingly said, "someday that will be me"...nuff said... :) s.
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Dang girl, if you have gargoyle toes, we're in business!! (lol)
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Ok now...God, I hope I'm not that far gone...but it's hell being this age. I am not a happy camper...need to win the lottery, then I could turn into a plastic dancing queen. Oh for the good ol' days!! You fellas are SO lucky, age usually makes you only improve. S.
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"Women age like vintage wine,
or something of that ilk,
But for some it's not divine
to age like sour milk!
Sorry, it just came to me and I had to write it down. My apologies.
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It's ok, go ahead and make it into a poem! I don't mind. :) s.
Comment from Patrick G Cox
Hi Curt,
Well now, you've gone been and went an' did it, ain't ya? This was funny, has a good floksong rhythm to it and certainly describes some of the universal mentality to be found in bars of a certain type ....
Patrick
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Hi Curt,
Well now, you've gone been and went an' did it, ain't ya? This was funny, has a good floksong rhythm to it and certainly describes some of the universal mentality to be found in bars of a certain type ....
Patrick
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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Thaks Patrick, I was going to call it Disgusting Male, but it didn't fit the melody in my head!
I appreciate your comments my friend,
Curt
Comment from fictionwriter
How funny. I bet that after so many beers maybe he doesn't really care what they look like. I guess getting some is better than none. Funny stuff.
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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How funny. I bet that after so many beers maybe he doesn't really care what they look like. I guess getting some is better than none. Funny stuff.
Comment Written 16-Feb-2010
reply by the author on 16-Feb-2010
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You look at the pic, and wonder how many beers the women needed before HE looked good! (lol)
Thanks!
Curt
