The Write-In Candidate
Better than anyone currently on the ballot...24 total reviews
Comment from Michele Harber
Well, he's got my vote based on cuteness alone, but I would need to know a little more about his foreign policy. Also, where does he stand on abortion vs. spaying and neutering? Is he only allowing border crossing if you already have your collar and tags (and, of course, your shots)? These are the things an informed voter needs to know.
Good luck in the contest (and the presidential election).
reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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Well, he's got my vote based on cuteness alone, but I would need to know a little more about his foreign policy. Also, where does he stand on abortion vs. spaying and neutering? Is he only allowing border crossing if you already have your collar and tags (and, of course, your shots)? These are the things an informed voter needs to know.
Good luck in the contest (and the presidential election).
Comment Written 05-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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I'll ask the candidate and advise you tomorrow. Woof.
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Thanks. I appreciate it. Also, I noticed the gray hair. Could he be lying about his age? Do we have three alte kakers running for office? (Two alte kakers and one alte barker?)
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No, it's the lighting; she's only definitely light brown only; no gray.
alte barker. HAHAHAHAHA.
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Trust me, these puns will only get worse after the few days I'll be spending with my uncle.
So, has your dog chosen a running mate?
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Yes, our cat, Eclipse Allen, named such because her face is half-black and half-orange. (That will help sway votes in the Diversity category, don'tcha know...)
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Yes, she's got diversity covered. What I'm hoping, though, is that she'll steal the voters who like their candidates orange-colored, thus trumping one of her opponents.
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Ohhhh, Uncle Harber....
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Actually, Uncle Aronoff (my late mom's maiden name; he's her youngest brother). You know what they say, though: A rose by any other name would pun as poorly.
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So Uncle Araonoff is where all this STEMS from, eh. I'll keep bury this deep in my mind and let my thoughts blossom.
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She'll be highly a-mew-sed when I tell her.
Comment from T B Botts
Hello Rachelle,
she better start campaigning! There's no time to waste. She certainly couldn't do a much worse job than what we're dealing with now. Perhaps she could appoint guard dogs at the border, and insist that every home have a pet for the good of our mental health. Well done gal. Good luck in the contest.
Blessings,
Tom
reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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Hello Rachelle,
she better start campaigning! There's no time to waste. She certainly couldn't do a much worse job than what we're dealing with now. Perhaps she could appoint guard dogs at the border, and insist that every home have a pet for the good of our mental health. Well done gal. Good luck in the contest.
Blessings,
Tom
Comment Written 05-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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Oooh! I'll tell her your ideas!! Thanks, Tom!! xo
Comment from Wayne Fowler
Bernadoodle?????? St. Bernard/Poodle?
At least the White House staff shoudn't have to worry about shedding hair. And the chef's work should be a lot easier.
I understand Mickey Mouse gets about 1000 votes every election.
Good luck in the contest.
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reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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Bernadoodle?????? St. Bernard/Poodle?
At least the White House staff shoudn't have to worry about shedding hair. And the chef's work should be a lot easier.
I understand Mickey Mouse gets about 1000 votes every election.
Good luck in the contest.
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Comment Written 05-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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No, Bernese Mountain Dog and Poodle. Back in the Olden Days, she'd be known as a "mongrel," but now, Wayne, this is a "breed" and costs lots and lots at the breeder's. I'm suffering from too many dollars and not enough sense. She is adorable, though, and would make a grrrrreat president!!
Mickey Mouse, eh? Definitely also a better choice than what is currently available.
xo
Comment from GWHARGIS
Well, I'd vote for her. She's bound to be better than Crazy Trump or bumbling idiot Joe. I'm starting to lose hope for this great nation of ours. I worry about one thing. Since she's young and doesn't have a lot of experience, will she tinkle on the oval office carpet. I'm only asking because it's tough to get that odor out. Can't wait to watch her in the debate. This was hysterical. Gretchen
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reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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Well, I'd vote for her. She's bound to be better than Crazy Trump or bumbling idiot Joe. I'm starting to lose hope for this great nation of ours. I worry about one thing. Since she's young and doesn't have a lot of experience, will she tinkle on the oval office carpet. I'm only asking because it's tough to get that odor out. Can't wait to watch her in the debate. This was hysterical. Gretchen
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Comment Written 05-Apr-2024
reply by the author on 05-Apr-2024
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She'll tinkle AND poop on it. But it's for the symbolism of the current Presidential choices.
Thanks for the fun review. xo
