Dear Tom
Free Verse--Roast Contest68 total reviews
Comment from G.B. Smith
I thought I was surely
the host with the most
the wonderful man all would toast
reality sucks
I've been here since 2004. I am so far behind that I think I'm first
I got lame (ill) and didn't do squat. I done been lazy long enough. This has inspired me again
B ear
reply by the author on 16-Dec-2016
I thought I was surely
the host with the most
the wonderful man all would toast
reality sucks
I've been here since 2004. I am so far behind that I think I'm first
I got lame (ill) and didn't do squat. I done been lazy long enough. This has inspired me again
B ear
Comment Written 14-Dec-2016
reply by the author on 16-Dec-2016
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Lazy is quite familiar to me. I fall into it all the time. I'm delighted to hear this has inspired you. You are certainly a well thought of voice here. Looking forward to it. Thanks a million. mikey
Comment from Susanjohn
I love ya Michael!!! don't you worry....I got your back lol. We Irish need to stick together!!!...oh you and this funny poem of yours!!
I love ya Michael!!! don't you worry....I got your back lol. We Irish need to stick together!!!...oh you and this funny poem of yours!!
Comment Written 13-Dec-2016
Comment from Pam (respa)
-Great artwork!
-You have written quite a roast.
-I like the section about publishing.
-You also manage to get in a few Fanstorians
to roast with your wit.
-The ending about roasting yourself
is a clever twist.
-Good luck in the contest.
-Great artwork!
-You have written quite a roast.
-I like the section about publishing.
-You also manage to get in a few Fanstorians
to roast with your wit.
-The ending about roasting yourself
is a clever twist.
-Good luck in the contest.
Comment Written 13-Dec-2016
Comment from rspoet
Hell-o Michael
It's hard to roast oneself
difficult to hold your fingers to the flame
there's that burning sensation...PAIN
This roast is a little feint and dodge
as you roast mostly others
in the guise of roasting yourself
Defeated by Domino, though
Now there's something to shout to the world
Perhaps the reason for your failure
is the picture of the tiled flowers
behind the blow-dried hair
But in the end, nicely roasted
Crusty old charcoal on the outside,
all mush inside
Good luck in the roasting
Hell-o Michael
It's hard to roast oneself
difficult to hold your fingers to the flame
there's that burning sensation...PAIN
This roast is a little feint and dodge
as you roast mostly others
in the guise of roasting yourself
Defeated by Domino, though
Now there's something to shout to the world
Perhaps the reason for your failure
is the picture of the tiled flowers
behind the blow-dried hair
But in the end, nicely roasted
Crusty old charcoal on the outside,
all mush inside
Good luck in the roasting
Comment Written 13-Dec-2016
Comment from CEO2020
"those who talk about me behind my back
talk to those who talk to me too
that's what people who like to talk do
a secret's not a secret
when I already knew
you may wonder have ya reason for envy
all I can say is ...whooooo hooooooo!!!!"
I can relate
"those who talk about me behind my back
talk to those who talk to me too
that's what people who like to talk do
a secret's not a secret
when I already knew
you may wonder have ya reason for envy
all I can say is ...whooooo hooooooo!!!!"
I can relate
Comment Written 13-Dec-2016
Comment from lyenochka
Well, I'm poor at understanding "roasts' (just ask Dean). But I did recognize a few names (though I'm still quite new) and you did manage to get me to chuckle so for that I'll say it was an excellent roast.
Well, I'm poor at understanding "roasts' (just ask Dean). But I did recognize a few names (though I'm still quite new) and you did manage to get me to chuckle so for that I'll say it was an excellent roast.
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from jusylee72
This is funny. What amazes me is that after being on this site for a while I recognize everyone you talked about, YOU left me out lol That's ok, thank you for that. Clever use of action and storys. Enjoyed it.
This is funny. What amazes me is that after being on this site for a while I recognize everyone you talked about, YOU left me out lol That's ok, thank you for that. Clever use of action and storys. Enjoyed it.
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from Mastery
Hi, Mike. How does that fire feel on your ass? You sure have the flame close in this roast of yourself. You must be a good sport in addition to being a fun poet. I will be reading more despite your reputation . LOL. Happy Holidays. Bob
Hi, Mike. How does that fire feel on your ass? You sure have the flame close in this roast of yourself. You must be a good sport in addition to being a fun poet. I will be reading more despite your reputation . LOL. Happy Holidays. Bob
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from Giddy Nielsen-Sweep
Oh, Michael, you are such a wag, a real joker. In the Middle Ages you may have been a court jester! That's why we all love you, so colourful and different. Crazy yes, but lovable... a very Merry Christmas to you, my dear friend, Giddy. :):)
Oh, Michael, you are such a wag, a real joker. In the Middle Ages you may have been a court jester! That's why we all love you, so colourful and different. Crazy yes, but lovable... a very Merry Christmas to you, my dear friend, Giddy. :):)
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from Irish Rain
Awww, Mikey, this is great! I loved all of it, especially, the anywaaaaaay's, annnddd's, and the whole of 'those who talk behind my back' verse! Excellent roast, that Marshmallow man looks FAR too happy!!! Blessings...
Awww, Mikey, this is great! I loved all of it, especially, the anywaaaaaay's, annnddd's, and the whole of 'those who talk behind my back' verse! Excellent roast, that Marshmallow man looks FAR too happy!!! Blessings...
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016