| Humor Flash Fiction posted December 29, 2019 |
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A 50-word relationship.
Life With A Furniture Salesman
by LisaMay
When they got together, life was suite. Sofa, so good, thought Sheridan, but then Ike started to lounge around being a couch potato, always looking bed-raggled. She tabled her objections, but he just said, “Chair and chair alike.”
Their relationship furnished soon after – she decided he was off his rocker.
When they got together, life was suite. Sofa, so good, thought Sheridan, but then Ike started to lounge around being a couch potato, always looking bed-raggled. She tabled her objections, but he just said, “Chair and chair alike.”
Their relationship furnished soon after – she decided he was off his rocker.
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Author's Note:
This is the 27th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you get a giggle out of these.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, Accountant, Ornithologist, Travel Agent, Greengrocer, Artist, Boxer, Train Driver, Submariner, Magician, Writer, Gardener, Physiotherapist, Archaeologist, Chef, Elvis Impersonator, Hairdresser.)
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and 2 member cents. This is the 27th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you get a giggle out of these.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, Accountant, Ornithologist, Travel Agent, Greengrocer, Artist, Boxer, Train Driver, Submariner, Magician, Writer, Gardener, Physiotherapist, Archaeologist, Chef, Elvis Impersonator, Hairdresser.)
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