General Flash Fiction posted October 6, 2019 |
He gave me the run-around. (50 words)
Smooching With My Pooch
by LisaMay
We liked going for walks together. He turned around three times, then settled down with me for a while. I have a bone to pick – he’s a Rover and chases cars. I’m at the end of my rope. Friends said I was barking mad to let him lead me on.
We liked going for walks together. He turned around three times, then settled down with me for a while. I have a bone to pick – he’s a Rover and chases cars. I’m at the end of my rope. Friends said I was barking mad to let him lead me on.
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Author's Note:
This is number 8 in the series of my hypothetical 'new boyfriends'. I am trying inter-species relationships. I just don't seem able to keep a partner! A reviewer, poetwatch, requested I try man's best friend. You will notice from the photo that I am not into 'looks'. How shallow of me if I were. Inner beauty is more important. But if inner beauty comes with good looks and sex appeal - woof, woof! I'll sit up and beg. I might even roll over to get my tummy tickled.
(Photo by David Cain on Unsplash.)
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and 2 member cents. This is number 8 in the series of my hypothetical 'new boyfriends'. I am trying inter-species relationships. I just don't seem able to keep a partner! A reviewer, poetwatch, requested I try man's best friend. You will notice from the photo that I am not into 'looks'. How shallow of me if I were. Inner beauty is more important. But if inner beauty comes with good looks and sex appeal - woof, woof! I'll sit up and beg. I might even roll over to get my tummy tickled.
(Photo by David Cain on Unsplash.)
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