ALICE.

"Honestly, Michael.
I left you here with the kids for only fifteen minutes;
While I took Mother home."

"Do we got any aspirin, Honey?"

"Oh...So now my name is Honey."
"Do we got any aspirin, Dear?"

"What did you call me before
I asked you to baby-sit, Superman?"
"Do we got any aspirin, Sweetheart?"

"Try again."
"Cutie pie.?"

"Come on, Mikey."
"Cup cake?"

"Pump it up."
"Sugar."

"You're getting warm."
"Spice?"

"And what else?"
"Everything nice?"

"Sooo....What's my name, Michael?"
"Do we got any asprin, Alice?"

"Ditto...Thaaaaat's Me."

"Yes. I'll get aspirin for you right away.
Happy Father's Day, Michael."