General Script posted April 5, 2019

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Pons and Ned meet at local drug store

A chapter in the book Scenes

Scene at the Pharmacy

by Bill Schott

Ned enters the door of the local pharmacy and discovers that Pons is browsing in the over-the-counter medications aisle. Ned:  Hey, Pons!  How ya bin? Pons:  Hi, Ned.  Well, to tell you the truth, I'm a bit constipated. Ned:  I bin compspotated afore. It got better once I dropped a duece. Pons:  That's the problem, Ned. I can't. Ned:  Don't amember how?  That happent ta me once too. Couldn't fer the life a me amember how ta poop. Yud think a thin' like that'd stay wit ya. Pons: Oh, I remember, Ned. Ned: Eyes snapped wide open thinking Pons was about to have an accident. Land-o'-Goshin, Pons!  Dun crap in yer jeans right here! Several people stare at the two as Pons looks around in embarrassment. Pons: No, Ned.  That's not what I meant. I mean that I need something to help me go. Ned:  Ohhh. Well, that's diff'ent. Maw used ta gimme a eminaw. Pons: Enima?  Ned: No, Pons. Inna me.   Write A Review Recognized Image from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.