General Script posted February 1, 2019

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A chapter in the book Scenes

Scene in an Igloo

by Bill Schott

Pons and Ned meet in an Igloo. The scene opens with Ned sitting with a medium-sized pig.  Pons crawls in from the left and sits by Ned. Ned:  Hey, Pons. Pons:  Hi, Ned. I just had to investigate this igloo in your yard. Ned: Yep.  I skulpterd it outta all this here free snow we been gettin'. Pons:  It must have taken you all night. I didn't see it here yesterday. Ned:  Well it woulda took longer, but Mowrauder here hepped. Pons: Your pig? Ned: He's good wittis hoovers. Pons: Did you use a shovel? Ned: Sure, Pons. Mow would find us a likely block what needed ax-tractin' and I would dig 'er out. Pons:  You must have been very cold. Ned:  I was at first, but Mow had a litt'r keg a rum under his chinny-chin chin. Pons: He's a regular Saint Bernard. Ned: Saint Mowrauder Pons:  Sounds like an oxymoron. Ned:  No, he's pretty smart and we may be a bit rummy, but we don't do no drugs. Pons:  I'm so glad you finished it and got out of the cold. Ned: Yeh. It was a bit on the chilly side. I think I saw Mow tryin' to start a fire. Pons:  Your pig can build a fire? Ned:  Got a burn permit from the county. They thunk it was purdy funny. Pons:  They probably thought you were having a pig roast in the dead of winter. Ned:  I wouldn't do that to Mow, Pons. Pons:  Well, of course not -- Ned:  His feelin's git hurt easy. Caint have no folks makin' him the butt a no mean jokes.   Write A Review Image from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.