General Script posted January 6, 2019 | Chapters: | ...59 60 -61- 62... |
a one-scene script.
A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at a Carnival Midway
by Bill Schott
Pons and Ned meet at a carnival. Ned: Hey, Pons. Good ta see ya here at the circus. Pons: Well, it's not exactly a circus, Ned. Ned: What don't this place got that a circus does? Pons: Gee, Ned, lots of things. There aren't any clowns. Ned: I think there is , Pons. Some dudes said earlier, "Look there at that clown!" I didn't see 'im though. Pons: There aren't any elephants. Ned: Not a one. That could be anutter elerphant joke. "Where do they keep all the elerphants?" Waits for Pons' reply. Pons: Ah, I don't know. Where do they kee-- Ned: Not at the dern carnival! Whatta think? Funny? Pons: Like most elephant jokes. Ned: Y'know I just made that one up. Pons: They don't have any high wire acts here either. Ned: Ya mean like them trap-tease artistes? Pons: Right. Tight rope walkers and suspended acrobats. Circus acts. Ned: What's an elerphant got that no utter aminal's got? Pons: Baby elephants? Ned: Well, any kind, big er small. Pons: Oh, okay. I don't know, Ned. What do -- Ned: They got a trunk, Pons. That's as plain as the nose on yer face. Pons: That's funny, Ned. Nose on your face. Ned: My nose funny, Pons? Pons: No, Ned. I was just saying -- Ned: What's worst than a elerphant wit a nose bleed? Pons: A giraffe with a sore throat. Ned: We're talkin' elerphants, Pons. Pons: I don't know, Ned. Ned: An elerphant wit diarhea. Man, Pons! That's gotta be ten times worser than a nose bleed. Pons: Maybe ten TONS worse, as well. Ned: I s'pose, Pons. Making no expression at all. Pons: So, Ned, you want to go to the midway and win a stuffed elephant? Ned: Sure, Pons. First though, I'm a gonna go alookin' fer that clown.
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