"Pssssst. Hey. Christmas gift shoppers.
We don't mean to be party stoppers."

"I'm smidget he's midget we're Santa's elves.
And we have taken it upon ourselves."

"To tell you that we love you...we sincerely do.
Please hear us out, while we implore you."

"This Christmas while you're out spending money on dross.
Please be considerate, remember our boss."

"Along with milk and cookies leave him a note.
That you and your family got together and wrote."

"Don't write lots of words, write only two.
Show him your appreciation and write..."

"THANK YOU."