In fourteen hundred ninety-two.
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

The ship got hot and the crew kept crying.
"Hey, Chris, Where'd you stash them kegs of wine?"

"You'll have to settle for ocean water foam.
I forgot to bring the wine, I left it at home."

"That," said one sailor, "I ain't buyin'."
"Me either," said another, "Yo, Chris stop lyin'."

"Oh, c'mon guys why would I do that?
And so if I am, who's wearin' the captain's hat?

I'm your boss from coast to coast.
So get back to work, get back to your posts."

Now Chris got worried and felt the need,
To bury his stash under a pile of seaweed.

That night while Chris slept,
His crew men crept.

With seaweed stacked all around it,
They searched for his stash until they found it.

Next day Chris woke up at early dawn.
Went for a drink but his wine was all gone.

As for his crew, they were all drunk.
His ship was neglected so it capsized and sunk.