General Poetry posted July 6, 2018 Chapters:  ...144 145 -146- 147... 


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a rhyming poem ( not for kids)

A chapter in the book Worlds

Gerbil World 2

by Bill Schott

The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.


A gerbil and a hamster
were 'doin'-the-deed' one day,
when a wandering mouse inquired
if he might join the fray.

"More the merrier, sailor,"
said a sultry gerbil gal.
“But you'll have to be on bottom,
for horny hamster Hal.

"Guess I'll pass then, vermin,"
said the declining mouse;
“and go to check some cheese left out
in a corner of the house.”

"I wouldn't try that, rodent,"
said horny hamster Hal;
as he finished serving gerbil
and added, "Listen, pal--

If it's cheese you want, then wait,
I will share my stuff with you."
"No thanks," refused the mice-ster,
"I know what you will do.

First it's 'Have a bite my mousy;
'cause you will be my friend.'
when I'm drunk on lactose liquor,
you'll get me in the end."

"Off then, lousy mouse!"
yelled the hamster like a shrew.
"But when your head is in that trap,
I'll be right there behind you."


 



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