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A chapter in the book A Potpourri of Poetic Curiosities

Paw-paw President

by CD Richards


I love a paw-paw President,
though I am not a resident;
I think to have one would be so much fun.
When Tangerine is getting horny,
make a call and summon Stormy—
got to keep the wowsers on the run.

For what could better demonstrate
a God-appointed Head of State
than one given to loving and romance?
Just think what turmoil you'd be facing
if Don got none when pulse was racing,
forced to keep his whatsit in his pants.

Now, some may find this quite offensive,
(litigation is expensive!)
perhaps I should retract these unkind words;
but let me ask you, what is worse—
a silly bit of nonsense verse,
or one who keeps his paramours in herds?

Now please don't think I'm putting down
a porn-star model, please don't frown;
the choice is hers as to what she calls work;
but I'm surprised this Pres from heaven
can't abide commandment seven;
could it be that he is just a [fill in ending of your own choice]?
 

 




Today's word: paw-paw (n.) without a hyphen, pawpaw refers to a fruit. With a hyphen, it means nasty, improper, contemptible, immoral or obscene. Perhaps it's no coincidence that the flesh of a pawpaw is bright orange?

Just to be clear, who anyone sleeps with is their own business (and that of any "partners" they may have), as far as I'm concerned - regardless of their domestic status. Extra-marital relationships don't bother me so much as dishonesty and hypocrisy. It seems to me that those who claim the current US President is some sort of "Godsend", when he clearly has no respect whatsoever for at least eleven of the ten commandments, must (or should) suffer, at the very minimum, from some sort of cognitive dissonance.

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