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a one-scene script
A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at a Graduation Party
by Bill Schott
Pons and Ned meet at someone's niece's graduation party. Ned: Fancy meetin' you here, Pons. This yer niecees gladyeration? Pons: Gladyeration? Ned: Oops, sorry, Cuz. I thunk she gladyerated. Pons: Well, she may have GRAD-uated. Ned: Dat's close enough, I reckon. Bill: Hey, Pons -- Ned, let me get a shot of you two. Ned: Okay, but I ain't the gladyerit. Pons: Graduate. Ned: Not even dat. Bill: Say cheese! Ned: (With hands cupped around his mouth, shouting) CHEEEESE! Pons: What in the world was that for? Ned: Use ta have a hound dog aname a Cheese. Dat's how I called him. (Yelling again) CHEESE! Bill: Well, that's different. You'd think you yelled fire the way people beat feet out of here. Ned: Cheese is a perahful draw, Willy. Bill: It's Bill. Ned: Oh, sorry, Bull. I thunk yer real name were Willum. Pons: Bill is short for William, Ned. Ned: I'd say he were as tall as any dude named Willy I ever seed. Bill: (miffed) Not much separates you from a fool. Ned: (Realizing he's been insulted) Jist air an' opportunity, Willy. (then sucking in air) Dere goes da air. Pons: Wait, fellas. I am amazed this is happening. This is a graduation party, not a bar somewhere. Bill: Sorry, Pons. I'm a bit sensitive about my name. Ned: (still irritated) Makes me a bit ill my own self. Pons: Okay, that's it. Bill, just get the shot, okay. Bill: Sure. Say --uh -- just smile. Ned: (screaming) JUST SMILE! Pons: Yeah. That's great. Did you get a picture, Bill? Bill: Yeah. I'll need to photoshop it though. Pons: Why's that? Bill: See if I can air brush some of the neanderthal out of Ned's face. Ned: I knowd I oughta had ate dat stew wit a spoon astead a slurpin' it up. Pons: Right. Thanks, Bill. Ned: Rod-jo, Phil. Bill: Phil is short for Phillip. Ned: Well, now it's short fer Willy. Pons: Let's go talk to the gladyerate, Ned. Ned: Hey, ya gotter right. Grad I cud learn ya sumptin.
Photo is of two candidates to represent Pons and Ned when we go to print.
Pays
one point
and 2 member cents. What do you think? You'll have to pick which is which. 
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