"The Exrightment of Love?"
Written on January 15th, 2018
By Doctor Ricky 1024.
<*> C.FanStory 2018<*>
"And Now Kids...
"Let's explore this word that we so much want...
"And, so much need...
"But, so much fear?"
"Whence taken away...
"And, so dear?"
(From what I hear?)
...
"So, how do you make...
"A Love Cake?"
"Well, let's start with a He and She!"
"But, we won't need them."
(Most definitely until the end!)
...
"First you'll need one cup of sugar and spice!"
(For that'll make this cake very, very, nice!)
"Now carefully add half a cup of Puppy Dog tails and snails...
"Or if your Pissed?"
"Bat Wings and Snout of You don't Fucking Care!"
(If tou so dare!)
"And, of course, just for the boy."
"Cause, we already got the girl covered!"

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"Now, that's a joy!"
"Now let's get busy you "Pillsbury Dough Girls and Boys!"
"Now let's add some maraschino cherries to this mix."
(For colour)
"And, three cups of finely sifted Gold Medal Flour and six eggs."
...
"Now, let's put it all together with a beater and make ourselves a wonderful batter!"
What's the matter Miss Tier?"
"Sorry...
"Brought back unpleasant cooking memories!"
...
"Now, all but youTier, place the whole mess in the oven at 3,000 Degrees!"
"And, cook for one minute and only one minute...
(Until it comes to a beautiful and fleshy, bubbly boil!)
...
"Now kids, take Shit out and let's just let it cool?"
"After all, it's been in Hell for years!"
"Not yours Tier!"
...
"Now, let's do the top?"
"Icyibg for the he and she of course!"
"So, so, sweet as sugar!"
"Now say a spell or two and add that...
"He and She!"
"And, carefully then put it back in the refrigerator!"
(Over night!)
...
"And, there you have it!"
"You just learned how to make...
"A Love Cake!"
"Stop having Sex on it Meia and Dean!"
"And, always remember...
"When it comes to True Love...
"We must never forsake?"
Approximate Word Count: 345.