Humor Fiction posted October 8, 2017


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Warning

by Thomas Bowling


Big pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know about this amazing discovery. That's why I can't tell you about it. Instead, I'll tell you about my Dr. Oz endorsed product, as seen in Good Housekeeping and recommended by Oprah Winfrey.

Jennifer Aniston is one of our customers. In spite of the fact that we were granted a cease and desist order against her, she won't shut up. She thinks it's her duty to shout out our slogan, “Warning.”

This product is not sold in stores. It's only available through this television promotion. Order yours today for the low price of $19.95. Order now and receive two for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling, but hurry, supplies are limited

Operators are standing by to take your order. Say you heard it here, and we'll also send you a gift card worth 20% off your next purchase. You must call within the next fifteen minutes to receive this valuable offer.

There's a money back guarantee. Simply return the unused portion within three minutes, and we'll gladly refund the full purchase price. No questions asked.

“That was good Barry, but you forgot to mention what the product is.”



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