General Poetry posted July 21, 2017


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Little old lady at Walmart

by Kerry Foley Robinson



A little old lady took her dog to the park

The dog knocked her down and started to bark

She twisted her ankle and her leg got broken

For the pain, some maryjane, she then started tokin

She then got some munchies and ventured off to Walmart

Never before, did she use an electric cart

She thought it would be fun, as she took it for a ride

But kept running people down, as all the buttons she tried

She ran into shelves, and products were tumbling

People were staring, and about her, started mumbling

Thinking "who really cares, they're idiots no doubt"

So she grabbed all her snacks and went to checkout

So on her little cart, she zipped on away

This was quite an adventure, at Walmart today






 

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