General Script posted February 11, 2017 Chapters:  ...18 19 -20- 21... 


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Scene at a Science Lab

by Bill Schott

Pons and Ned meet at a Laboratory



Ned: Hey, Cuz! Whatcha doin here at the la-ba-dab-ory?

Pons: I came to get a DNA test done.

Ned: I thank dey do dem dare in dat closet.

Pons: Really?

Ned: There were a couple young science folk in there earlier. Said they'd be swappin' DNA.

Pons: Ye- ahhh. I don't think that's what I want.

Ned: The head needle feller is in that office yonder.

Pons: Why are you here, Ned?

Ned: Heard dey was givin' out free shots.

Pons: Flu?

Ned: Well, I walked purdy quick.

Pons: Okay. Well --

Ned: Why's ya gettin' yer DNA looked at?

Pons:I was going to search out some of our ancestors.

Ned: They owe you money?

Pons: No. I was just--

Ned: My pap done one of them DNA searches too.

Pons:Uncle Noodle? What did he discover?

Ned: Best I can figure from his stammering was that he weren't my daddy.

Pons: Oh no!. Ned! What did Aunt Lilith say about that?

Ned: I ain't talked to her yet. I just hope she ain't got herself one a dem tests already.

Pons:Why?

Ned: I'd hate findin' out she ain't my maw .

 


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