a poem
A chapter in the book People
Foster Osterplakinmooler
Foster Osterplakinmooler
hung out by the water cooler
Trivia? He was the ruler
king of worthless data
Didn't know who's president
but had the scoop on every cent
that was ever lost or spent
in Las Vegas, Nevada
Was versed on Venus atmosphere
the shelf life of each type of beer
the quirky, jerky, odd, and queer
the happy and the sada
Unfortun'tly he didn't know
where the decimals ought to go
so the balance sheets would show
yada yada yada
Foster's now in federal stir
'cause of funds that never were
but he cer-tain-ly is sure
the rung width of a ladda
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