She said her name was Rebecca but I could not focus. Her breasts where so big on het tiny

frame they're all I could think about. She loves to talk. I know she's saying things that to her are

really important, but all I can think about are her big boobies. I never imagined that when I

placed the ad on Craigslist that I would get 110 pound, older Asian woman with big tits. I

mean this is what dreams are made of. Throughout her ramblings I am picking up things

like, "I love to cook and I also am a bit of a neat freak." Are you kidding me? (I interrupt) "When

can you move in?"

Day one started really well. I came home from work and the place was spotless. She did my

laundry, vacuumed, and now she was curls up on the couch drinking red wine and watching

Family Feud on the T.V. We talked for a while, at least until she brought up her boyfriend.

Apparently, she was in love with this guy. My hopes of getting laid were stating to dwindle.

Then she went into detail and It started getting strange. "Larry is a great man, very smart. Did I

mention that the only way he can get off is by wearing woman's panties and staring at the

mirror?" "No you didn't mention that Rebecca." I replied. " He also has Turrets syndrome and

has been cooking meth in his basement for the past 13 years."