Missy Moloney gives her teachers fits.
When the teachers say stand
Missy Moloney just sits.

Missy Moloney makes eyes at the boys.
She gets their attention
with a psst psst kind of noise.

Missy Moloney tells secrets to the girls.
Some of her secrets
turn straight hair to curls.

Missy Moloney leaves school quite mad.
Her teachers don't get it.
It's the other kids who are bad!