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The Sad but True Story of Judy cooking.

A chapter in the book Prosetry

I can't cook

by jusylee72

They say that I can't cook
Not even from a book 
With Recipes to show the way

They say I never learned 
and that I only burn
Potatoes and Steaks. 

My children are the ones with luck
My biscuits used for hockey pucks

A cake from scratch I tried to bake 
It simply cracked in half
So I named it Earthquake Cake 
So others too could laugh. 

But my one true claim to fame  
No other cook has ever claimed.
My children love to tello 
The time that I burnt Jello

 
 




 

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Yes, I did burn Jello. I was making it for my daughter when she got her tonsils out. I got distracted and poured the mixture right into the boiling water. It makes a terrible ring around the pan and smells horrible and sets of the fire alarm. Sigh, I was almost picked for the show Worst Cooks in America. I was in the top 20 but the picked 14.
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