Oh, wow! What a wonderful painting!
Worth a Six for that exquisite frame.
This one - Van Gogh - I'd give Two or below;
It's such a ridiculous name.

I don't know what Shakespeare is saying;
He uses such archaic words.
No matter the hero, it's worthless, a Zero.
Why write, if it's only for nerds?

The latest from Bieber's amazing;
So cute, he's just gotta get Six.
But as for Adele, it's a Two, you can tell -
She's built like a shithouse of bricks.

I like to quote stuff from the Bible.
I'm Christian, you'll know from my deeds.
But,  suffer a loss,  I don't give a toss -
Not my fault you look bad in weeds.

I love you; don't come any closer.
I like you just fine..... over there.
Though you suffer in fear, don't expect to come here -
That wouldn't be honest or fair.