General Poetry posted January 5, 2016


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A silly retelling of the nursery rhyme Ding Dong Bell.

Ring the Bell

by nomi338

Ring, ring the bell
Pussy's in the well

My uncle drowned when
He chose to jump in

Trying to quench a thirst
He jumped in head first




To all my religious friends I apologize if you are offended by this slightly racy little poem. I meant no harm.
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