General Script posted January 4, 2016

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Scene at the Polls

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a   voting booth.    Ned: Who you votin’ for, Pons?    Pons: I’ll vote for the best candidate.    Ned: You have to vote for an American, Pons.    Pons: What?     Ned: Yeah, Candidatians  can’t be the president.    Pons: You mean Canadians.    Ned: Them neither. You have to pick one of our own.   Pons: All of the contenders are American citizens.    Ned: No more Hattians like Osama.   Pons: You mean Obama.    Ned: No, he wasn’t from the South.  Pons: Wait. Osama Bin Laden and Barrack Obama are not the same people.  He isn’t             from Haiti; he’s from the U.S. state of Hawaii.    Ned: What are you goin’ on about it for, Pons?  SEALs took ‘im out long ago.    Pons: Osama, not Obama.    Ned: Sounds like a campaign slogan. You know Osama can’t run ‘cause he’s not an             American, he’s dead, and he’s about as popular as Jeb.   Pons: Okay, alright. Who are you voting for, Ned?   Ned: I’ll tell you, straight up, I’m votin’ for Bill Clinton.    Pons: He’s not running.    Ned: No need. His wife can do the runnin’. Bill can stay inside and run America.    Pons: In what capacity? What position?    Ned: Missionary?      Write A Review Recognized Image from Google. Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.