General Script posted December 21, 2015

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Scene at a Singles' Bar

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a singles' bar. Ned: Jeez ow, Pons. Some of these heifers are oogly. Pons: Everyone seems cheerful and pleasant. Ned: There's one who'd gag a maggot on a gut wagon. Pons: Nice lighting. The smell of perfume is intoxicating? Ned: That one there'd make a train take a dirt road. Pons: There's a group of ladies standing by the bar. Ned: They're likely talkin' 'bout the smartest thing one of 'em ever said. Pons: There is a nice looking red head. Ned: 'A man once told me...' That's what she said. N'yuk, N'yuk. Pons: She's looking at me, Ned. Ned: She's prob'ly tryin' to read your mind, Pons. Pons: I'm nervous, Ned. What should I do? Ned: Just step right up and break the ice with a snappy line. Pons: I don't know any, Ned. Ned: I can just go and warm her up for you, cuz. Pons: Thanks, Ned. Redhead: Hello. Ned: Why yer red on the head like the dick on a dog. Redhead: W-w-what?! Ned: Yer cuter than a speckled pig under a little blue wagon. Redhead: Please go away! Pons: What did she say, Ned? Ned: I guess she musta read yer mind -- you devil.   Write A Review Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.