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a one-scene script
A chapter in the book Scenes
Scene at a Coffee Shop
by Bill Schott
Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a coffee shop. Ned: This is crazy, standin' in line for coffee, Pons. Pons: Yes, but they've so many kinds of beans. Ned: We eatin' here too? Pons: No? Oh, I mean coffee beans. Ned: You eat coffee beans? Pons: No- well, yes, I HAVE eaten them as part of-- Ned: I only eat reg'lar beans. I like them liver beans. Pons: Kidney beans. Ned: Sailor beans. Pons: Navy beans. Ned: 'Leemer beans'. Pons: 'Lyyyye-----ma'. Ned: Oh, you like 'em too? Let's get them. Pons: They won't have those, Ned. Ned: I thought they had all kinds? Pons: Coffee beans, Ned. They have lots of those. Ned: How 'bout garbonzo beans? Pons: No , Ned. They -- Ned: BEDTIME FER GARBONZO! Pons: Bedtime for Bonzo, Ned; Not garbonzo. Ned: Oh? OK. Coffee Monger: What might I prepare for you, Sir? Ned: Gimme a Bonzo Elk Randy and my cuz is crazy fer them lymer beans.
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and 2 member cents. "Bedtime for Bonzo" a Ronald Reagan movie with a chimp. garbanzo bean= chick pea Elk Randy= el grande 
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