General Script posted December 14, 2015

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Scene at an Auto Auction

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at an auto auction. Ned: I can't believe the price on these cars. Pons: Yes, the dealers have been getting great buys. Ned: If you call bidding $800 for a Jaguar and getting it a great deal. Pons: I sure would. Ned: You'd bid on a Jaguar, Pons. Pons: What? Ned: How can we ever hope to beat them 'fer-a-ners' if we keep buying their cars? Pons: I'm not buying a foreign car. Ned: You think a Jaguar's a big cat? Pons: Well, yes and no. Ned: That seems to cover all the possible answers. Pons: I'm not buying a foreign car. Ned: You already have one. Pons: I have a 1966 Datsun, sure. It's more of a curiosity than a car. Ned: It's curious, for sure. It looks like you're in a soap box derby. Pons: It's small, but seems to last forever. Ned: Them Jap'neze keepin' you from buyin' American, Pons. Pons: It was my dad's. It reminds me of him. Ned: Your dad was Jap'nese? I figured him for a Kraut like us. Pons: Your dad and my dad are brothers. Ned: Wow! You mean we're all Jap’nesers?   Write A Review Image from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.