General Script posted December 8, 2015

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Scene at a Spaghetti Dinner

by Bill Schott

Pons and his cousin Ned meet at a church-sponsored spaghetti dinner. Ned: Mama mia, Pons. I hear they serve up some great s'ketti here. Pons: Yes. Their pasta is a big hit. Ned: What? Their pastor's a bigot!?! Pons: Huh? Ned: What's he got against 'Eye-talians?' Pons: What!? Nothing! Ned: I guess not - - eatin' their food and all. Pons: The pastor is not a bigot. Ned: But you said he... Pons: Not he - - she. Ned: Oh Lord! The pastor's a he/she?! Pons: What!? Ned: This church is lib'ral as hell, ain't it? Pons: What!? Ned: This is what's drivin' folks to be Catlick. Pons: Ned! Calm down. Here... have a plate of spaghetti. My treat. Eat up. Ned: Hey, this reminds me of my mom. Pons: Sauce and meatballs? Ned: No, I didn't see the amoebas. Her amoebic dysentery looked a lot like this though. Pons: Holy shit! Ned: Gee, Pons. You sure know how to turn a phrase.   Write A Review Recognized Pic from Google Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.