Now come and join my party, that's politically incorrect
And get back to the basics, that we all do respect.
Let's call a black man black, that's the colour of his skin
It's neither black nor white that counts, instead what lies within.

And while I'm on the coloured theme, no rainbow sheep for me
Sing "Baa Baa Black Sheep" loudly, coz that is what we see.
And Golliwogs should not offend, a toy for every child
The soldiers gave them out to kids, no prejudice in mind.

And I still love the Noddy books, Big Ears and Mr Plod
I don't care who shares a bed, and neither did our Nod.
And Humphrey doesn't need pants on, to be respectable
Just let the kids all watch his show, without this load of bull.

And bring back all the great big slides, the whizzy roundabout
For God's sake let the kids have fun, go run about and shout.
And if they fall and skin their knee, just rub and kiss it right
They will survive, return for more, let them own their fight.

The sun comes out for all to see, it's warmth for all to take
Forget the factor 50 now, just let them all sunbake.
And if they do forget their hat, it's not a national crime
Just let them all enjoy our world, they really will be fine.

And when our Christmas season comes, let's all shout Ho Ho Ho
Coz that is what our Santa says and he's the one to know.
Say Merry Christmas one and all, not Happy Holiday
And let the kids give Xmas cards, our traditions they must stay.

We live in this great country of ours, quite multicultural too
But if you can't accept our rules, you know what you can do?
Just let us live the life we want, don't try to change our rules
We don't need more, we've got enough, of silly bloody tools.

Don't change our National Anthem line, we are all 'girt' by sea
And leave Australia Day as is, that is our history .
Leave well alone our monarchy, a republic's not for us
I like Queen Lizzy and her clan, and all their family fuss.

The fairy penguins at the Isle, come out on show each day
We have to call them small instead, I've heard some people say.
Coz if we call them 'fairies' now, some classes we offend
It's crap like this that makes me weep, and sends me round the bend.

I can't believe from where it comes, this nonsense that I hear
Each day a new one to digest, for the future I do fear.
So if you want to stop this rot, here's what I do propose
Join my party 'Incorrect' and shove it up their nose.

And if you want to rant and rave just do your very best
Don't be afraid to speak your piece, despite who may protest.
And don't believe now all you hear, or see on written word
Stay true to what you know is right, stand up to the absurd.

And on that note before I go, I just have one more plea
Now do join up and have your say, the membership is free
And if you hear some silly line, or change that seems not right
Give me a call, to set them straight, I'll make them see the light.