Opinions are my pet dislike
get up my tender nose,
despite poor information,
maintain their verbose pose.

They read the daily newspaper
then experts we become,
as if great prophets newsmen are,
to 'seers' they too succumb.

Of course I've never been like this
as pure as driven snow,
I am you know, the real deal here,
for everything I know.

Now all my wisdom I'll impart,
a small price you'll agree,
to share with you for meagre bucks,
that what I know you'll see.

The moral of this story is..
one only 'profit's'.......me.