Humor Poetry posted April 19, 2015


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Orange Clover? Oh, Range Rover!

by michaelcahill


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Orange Clover? Oh, Range Rover!

 
 
Here lies Range Rover
Claimed that he would rhyme "orange",
 
                or he'd die trying…

 
He leaves behind:

5 failed marriages
7 illiterate children and
5 unfinished poems needing one word
.

 
Last Words:
"What the hell do you mean, you don't get it?"
 

RIP


 


 



A Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a short, humorous epitaph for a tombstone of an imaginary person.


In Southern California, 'orange' barely has one syllable. Apparently, the rest of the world requires two.
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