Self Improvement Poetry posted February 1, 2015


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5-7-5 humorous

Handling Bullies-Orally

by michaelcahill

The author has placed a warning on this post for language.
The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
 
Handling Bullies-Orally
 


"Hey, what's up, Pussy?"

         "Well, you are what you eat… DICK!
          What's up now, bully?"





 



Humorous 5-7-5 writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a humorous 5-7-5.
Just make us laugh in 5-7-5 format.




I apologize for the scandalous nature of this entry. However, these are dangerous times and nerds need to be equipped to handle bullies properly.
I probably don't need the high warnings, but I don't want to offend anyone. :)


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