Satire Poetry posted November 19, 2014 |
Spring contest
I Hate Spring, and Baths too
by lancellot
How does spring affect a person like me? I won’t give you one reason, I’ll do three First, I hate blue skies and the blistering hot sun Getting sun burned and peeling ain’t my idea of fun I don’t like crowded parks or watching smelly flowers grow Pleasant nature scenes upset me, if you really must know But the worst thing that causes me all kinds of mental distress Is knowing soon mom will force me into a sissy-ass summer dress Do you get it now? Do you understand my reasons? Or should I go into why I hate all the bloody seasons?
Signed: Mean Baby |
Spring writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt Write a poem about how spring affects you. It can be humorous, inspirational, romantic - whatever you feel as springtime returns. |
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P.S.: Yes, I can write, cause' I hate talking!
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