Here Lies Mother Nature

by michaelcahill

Here Lies Mother Nature

OD'd on chemicals- toxic and funky
She became a drugged out flunky
At their mercy, she was mankind's monkey
She stopped breathing, the earth was funky
She smelled bad, she died a junkie

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