Cyril Seamus Sephrelletti

and his sister Joyless Jan

would create a new spaghetti

made from tapioca bran.

They'd created graham tacos,

acorn pretzels, corn husk chips,

lamb gland mustard, and then Jocko,

Cyril's cousin, smacked his lips.

Tasting all the gourmet goodies

Jock told Jan he'd buy them out;

they got rich, but still the foodies

want to make a candied trout.