General Script posted July 30, 2014

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one-scene script

A chapter in the book Memoir

Knee Replacement: The Series

by Bill Schott

The scene is Summer in the 21st century. Bill and Kathleen are hanging out in the visitors lounge at the hospital. Bill will be preparing for a total knee replacement. Kathy:    Why do you keep peeing yourself in the bathroom? Bill:    My johnson has shrunk; it's like a big clit. When I sit on the throne I have to physically point it to the water or I'll squirt out under the toilet seat. Kathy:    That might be from your hypertension medicine. Bill:    Maybe (Aside) if I ever took it. Kathy:    I wonder if the cholesterol meds do that? Bill:     Maybe (Aside) if I ever took it. Kathy: Does your arthritis pill warn about shrinkage? Bill:    (I take arthritis pills?) Kathy:    It could be your prostate shrinky stuff. Bill:    All I know is it looks like I have Mr. Peanut's junk. Attendant: Mr. Shoot  or Mr. Scott? Kathy:   Our name is Shot. Attendant. Well, I'm looking for Mr. Skoat. Kathy: Maybe he's up your poop chute. Bill: Kathy; just let him do his job. End of Scene1 : Act 1 Write A Review Pays one point and 2 member cents. You need to login or register to write reviews. It's quick! We only ask four questions to new members.