Humor Poetry posted July 26, 2014


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Pick One. Your Choice of 8

by michaelcahill

1.

Kiss an orafice

This one's being used talking

May I suggest one?

2.

-The Committee's Choice-

You've been singled out

Ready? Hold your breath...

3.

My condolences

Dropped on your head on purpose?

I'd be bitter too!

4.

I've a thought for you

Attempt making love alone

Go ahead- do that!

5.

Beware fake humans:

Born without belly-button

And still reviewing?

6.

Thank you! Perfect case-

Brain capacity stems from

Pongid ancestry

7.

Opinions are like

Bung-holes: yours imperforate

That makes you full of...

8.

Dear Syllable Count,

Nice review. Your name's mispelled.

You added the "O"...



That hair-rising review writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a 5-7-5 reply to the "rough" review you just received.



My internet is down and I'm away from my computer. I have 7 more if I get home.

Pongid--relating to apes.

Imperforate-four syllables, without holes. Note a postage stamp in sheets. Where you tear them is along the perforations. I had pictures, but this is all I can do on my phone.
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