Satire Fiction posted July 23, 2014 |
50 words
The Perfect Catch
by lancellot
“Stop, Tim, you need a condom.”
“Come on, Susan, I know you don’t like them.”
“What does that mean?”
“I’m just saying...”
“For your information, I don’t remember ever having unprotected sex.”
“You have five kids.”
“I used to drink a lot.”
“One’s Asian.”
“Yeah, and he doesn’t speak English.”
Humorous 50 Word Story writing prompt entry
“Stop, Tim, you need a condom.”
“Come on, Susan, I know you don’t like them.”
“What does that mean?”
“I’m just saying...”
“For your information, I don’t remember ever having unprotected sex.”
“You have five kids.”
“I used to drink a lot.”
“One’s Asian.”
“Yeah, and he doesn’t speak English.”
Writing Prompt Write a humorous 50 word story. 50 words exactly. No need to have a beginning, a conflict or resolution. Just tell something funny in 50 words. No poetry. No author notes. Please refrain from telling an old joke though, make it something original. |
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