Satire Fiction posted July 23, 2014


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50 words

The Perfect Catch

by lancellot


“Stop, Tim, you need a condom.”

“Come on, Susan, I know you don’t like them.”

“What does that mean?”

“I’m just saying...”

“For your information, I don’t remember ever having unprotected sex.”

“You have five kids.”

“I used to drink a lot.”

“One’s Asian.”

“Yeah, and he doesn’t speak English.”




Humorous 50 Word Story writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a humorous 50 word story. 50
words exactly. No need to have a
beginning, a conflict or resolution.
Just tell something funny in 50 words.
No poetry.
No author notes.
Please refrain from telling an old joke
though, make it something original.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.


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