Victor, a Veterinarian,
Once treated a parrot named Marian.
Alas, psittacosis
Caused this diagnosis:
"All she's good for's a Pollymentarian."

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Wyn was a willing Welsh Welder;
Met his match; oh, so tightly he held 'er,
'Til his gas tank, corroded,
Abruptly exploded.
Twenty feet through the air it propelled 'er!

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Xerographer, Xerxes Xantippi,
Photocopied the worm he called Zippy.
He rotated, collated,
Enlarged, duplicated,
'Til it rivalled the great Mississippi.