Satire Fiction posted November 24, 2013

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House For Rent writing prompt

Eternal Choice Realty

by sweetwoodjax

Eternal Choice Realty

Property # 1
Mountaintop Apartments
777 Sky Lane

This beautiful property in a lovely gated community offers clean living conditions with 24 hour access to the Landlord. Ownership of this property allows you entrance to the Lord's Supper Club, offering the best in wine and bread. Your children will love our Angel Nannies Babysitting Services and the young and young at heart will flip for our Holy Roller Amusement and Skate Park. Take a dip in the Crystal Sea and enjoy praise and worship in The King's Throne Room.

Rental Price: Paid by the Landlord, but you must RSVP by KNEEmail.
Friends and Family are welcomed.

Property #2
Fire Valley Basement Apartments
666 Lost My Way Lane

This smoking hot basement apartment comes 24 hour access to the Whine and Wail Bar, located right next door. Don't expect the bartender to lend you a sympathetic ear, however.

Blackened ribs are available at the Open Flame Barbecue Pit. Our meat is tender and falls off the bone, but our unique process allows it to grow back to burn again and again.

Enjoy free hot oil treatments and skin peels at our world famous Lake of Fire Spa and Salon. This is a screaming good deal!

The Fallen Angel Adult Club offers the best in demonic music and ungentlemanly pursuits.

Friends and family welcome, but no children are allowed.

Rent: Your soul

Reservations are not required, but if you answer a KNEEmail request from J.Christ your acceptance into this community will be null and void for eternity.

Make your choice today at Eternal Choice Realty

A House for Rent writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Make two ads for an apartment for rent. Write one for Heaven and one for hell.

Describe your apartment and give an address. Be creative. Recommended: No mention of Heaven or hell in the ads. Maximum word count is 300 words.


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