Limericks JKL

by kiwisteveh

Janitor, Jenny Johansen,
Had a bit of a thing for Ted Danson.
After four or five beers
With the gang down at Cheers,
She'd have happily dated Charles Manson.

~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~

From Bosnia-Herzegovina
Came Kinky kickboxer Kristina
Her tit-bits bespangled
All jingled and jangled,
Resounding around the arena.

~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~"~

Linguist Lolita Longoria
Wowed 'em all at the Waldorf Astoria,
Where her talented tongue
Caused the rich and well-hung
To come clean in a state of euphoria.

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Hmmm... I may be getting closer to the ultimate Limerick.

Apologies to anyone who finds any of these at all distasteful - I am trying to tread the line between bawdy and downright rude and some of these lurch one way or the other. if it's any consolation I have discarded some wonderful rhymes and punchlines that slipped all the way down to dirty!

Please note, these are now appearing in a book format so that you can more easily go back to check out earlier posts in the series.

Cheers!

PS Do I need to tell any young whippersnappers about Cheeers and Charles Manson? Go consult my learned friends Woogle and Giki!

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