There's a frog in my mailbox
And one in the loo.
There are geckos in the bathroom
And in the kitchen too.

There's a cheeky willy wagtail,
Who chatters in the bath.
There's a kookaburra up a tree,
Who wakes us with his laugh.

There are peewees who come calling,
When Dad starts to mow the lawn.
There's a friarbird in the bottlebrush,
Who squeaks and squawks at dawn.

There's a tiny little sunbird
Building her dangling nest.
There are lorikeets in the umbrella tree,
Noisier than all the rest.

I love the birds and animals,
But when all's done and said,
I wish I could get rid of
The python in my bed!