General Poetry posted October 3, 2010 | Chapters: | ...86 87 -88- 89... |
My wedding ring fell in the disposer, oops!
A chapter in the book Emotions of Love and Life
Lost My Wedding Ring
by Angel Debbie
Lost My Wedding Ring
Grunt, grunt, moan, moan Where's the darn telephone? Climb over this, climb over that Just to find our welcome mat Company's coming I got to clean Now it's not a real pretty scene Picky are the relatives be Got to make an impressive impression see! I know, I'll bake a apple pie, coffee to drink Awe crap my ring just fell in the fricken' sink Down the garbage disposer, it just fell right in I could hear it hit bottom what a sin! I can't reach it my hand is to big Got to look for the thing a ma jig Long and slender with claw on the end It can reach in there and also bend Search and search and didn't find I'm going out of my crazy little mind Husbands coming what do I say When he say's "Honey how was your day?" Do I break down and cry? Or do I say nothing until he asks why? "Dear what's wrong, why do you look so afraid?" Oh no, here it comes I'm going to get a failing grade! I dropped my ring down the disposer and can't get it out Oh God, here it comes he's going to shout! "That ring is worth five thousand dollars and it's where, In the disposer somewhere!" "I guess we call a plumber to tear it apart... I know the ring means a lot to you Sweetheart." "I'm sorry Dear for yelling at you... Accidents happen and I can see your blue." "We'll get it back you wait and see... I'll place it once again on your finger from me." "I love you Dear and don't you fret... My love you're guaranteed to always get!" |
Needed to clean the house for company was coming over and my wedding ring fell off in sink while I was making a bucket of water, oops down it went to the garbage disposer...
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