Humor Poetry posted November 15, 2009 | Chapters: | ...8 9 -10- 11... |
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A chapter in the book Poems for children of all ages
Doctor, Doctor, help me please!
by fionageorge
Doctor, doctor, please come quick
There is something you have to fix My tummy, look, it's really pesky Having blown up so grotesquely You'll probably think it quite bizarre I drank some potion from a jar Then hubby inserted a bit of soap Said 'this'll move it all - I hope' Doctor, I keep looking at the clock Time has passed, but not the block Oh doctor, doctor, please come see Come do whatever you can for me Quick, I can't take it any more I think I'm dying, of that I'm sure Can you please give me a potion To set my insides back in motion What did you say, what can you do That'll help me pass my stubborn poo I need to take a pill or two Then I'll be able to go to the loo Oh thank you doctor, it's such a relief For a while I really did believe That I would die from constipation Much to my hubby's consternation Doctor, I'm writing this card today Because my thanks I wish to convey I really think you saved my life And gave my hubby back his wife I'm grateful for this second chance I've made a vow, that if per chance I eat another pineapple so sweet I'll cut it into pieces before I eat |
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Thank you to channelled for the artwork. I appologise for using it out of context.
Sorry if you were eating whilst you were reading this!
Hubby = husband (Australian slang)
Loo - toilet (Australian slang)
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Hubby = husband (Australian slang)
Loo - toilet (Australian slang)
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